Daevas

About Daevas

Self appointed prince, nothing more of note. I'm lying to your face, there's a ton of fun stuff that I just don't feel like telling you. (All these views and not one person gave my profile the fuck, :c)

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I moderated this!
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Mobility
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Checking you out
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Night owl
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Santa Claus
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Inception
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The Mixer
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Up and coming moderator
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Perfectionist
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50 quality comments
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Consolation prize
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Supersize Menu
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50 favorites
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YDI Master
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Judgmental
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

99%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

12%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

5%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

14%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

95%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

2%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Daevas's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By footinmouth / Wednesday 21 January 2009 23:15 / United States

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By funnnyyyyy -_- - / Saturday 1 August 2015 08:29 / Nepal - Kathmandu

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Crap - / Thursday 30 July 2015 00:57 / United States - Seminole

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it