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About Mauskau

I don't need anything exciting on here, you already came here for the poro.

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Exaspera

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Mauskau's FML badges

The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

14%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

0%
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

0%
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

0%
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

0%
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

0%
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

0%
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

0%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Mauskau's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why the rent is so cheap in my new house. Apparently the previous tenants violated their lease by keeping illegal exotic pets. They responded to fines and eviction by letting all the animals loose in the basement, like the (admittedly gorgeous) albino cobra I found curled on my laundry. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By - / Wednesday 1 March 2017 12:30 /

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ouch / Monday 5 October 2015 19:20 / United States - Stockton

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FishFlingingMonkey - / Saturday 22 August 2015 03:55 / Canada - Saint John

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 29 January 2015 21:17 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tine / Sunday 16 November 2014 09:44 / Australia - Sydney

Mauskau

The Mixer

Mobility

Work is a 4-letter word

Checking you out

FAAAAAACEBOOK

I’m your new creative director

The thumb strikes back

The return of the thumb

Happy ending

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

One more and it's business time

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

Santa Claus

Inception

I like your style

Back from the party

Socialite

50 quality comments

Censored

Consolation prize

50 favorites

100 kick-ass comments

Judgmental

YDI Master

I agree, my mouse works.

It's in the can!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Profile completed

Beginner

Perfectionist

Up and coming moderator

A new thumb

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Tommy Wiseau

I'm a rock star

Tweet, tweet

Picture this FML

I liked to the power of 20

My diary is a collector's item

Tell us what happened next

The rules are the rules

I moderated this!

Gandhi