Totally? Really?

By honk honk, fuckwad - 06/11/2015 22:39 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
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This whole FML leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

At least you didn't wake up next to him

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lexiieeex3 32

Well they say dreams can act as catalysts for reality...

Justin bieber has a penis ? Must be a tranny

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bryce0110 23

Just because he had a gay dream doesn't make him gay, dreams can be completely random.

Mackade 18

Could have been a nightmare.

Certainly seems like one to me.

I think that goes beyond nightmare.

At least you didn't wake up next to him

The post doesn't state that he didn't ;)

Do it he can afford it.

are you an idiot you can't bill someone for therapy cause your a gay guy

Your apparently the moron. First off joke. Second off dreams don't make you gay. Dreams are random as fuck

sometimes in my dreams im a magical time traveling fox... but then i have to wake up.

your subconcious is telling you something mate. #lovewins

I once had dreams similar in subject where I was extremely attracted to the way this train looked. My subconscious is definitely trying to tell me something.

#20 SIDERODROMOPHILIA " I'm going to fuck every train"

fragmen52 18

#20 fuck her right in the caboose

Sounds more like a nightmare to me!! lol

This whole FML leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

I think it left a worse taste in OP's mouth. Sperm can't taste too good.

Erm that was the joke already......

I agree #7. I know that, for me, it would be too much to swallow.

if only you can stop spamming comments.

That's why Monica Lewinsky votes Republican now. The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

That totally blows.

At least it wasn't hulk hogan

UhHuhHoney 20

"Give it here brother!"

Next time have the roles reversed in your dream. Then take a step forward and choke the little shit.

Actually there's four comments of his pretty well back to back lol. Just scroll further down