Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall....

By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

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By lolatmylovelife - 11/06/2015 20:51 - United States - Del Valle

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By Scarlett - 26/04/2011 17:28 - United States

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Goblin182 26

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:34

Get a thong made from ceramic tile, maybe that will turn him on.

mattzawesome 28

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:31

Nothing like a blank boring wall to get your motor running. Sorry OP but maybe he "finished".

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mattzawesome 28

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:31

Nothing like a blank boring wall to get your motor running. Sorry OP but maybe he "finished".

Cayers97 12

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:31

Went*

ResidentThatGuy 12

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:31

He was just so excited to see you!

buckstop1 37

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:37

Quite the oposite actually

teapotrevolt 27

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:32

What a way to start the day.

FalloutScrolls 25

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:32

You startled the poor thing so bad it shriveled up!

Redoxx_fml 22

Wednesday 9 September 2015 19:08

*slow clap*

acrochick27 15

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:32

He's probably just embarrassed?

rebamoo 14

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:33

Maybe he was embarrassed?

Goblin182 26

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:34

Get a thong made from ceramic tile, maybe that will turn him on.

chriss2015 13

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:46

This is the first comment in a while that's actually made me LOL. I commend you sir.

duduv2 20

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:36

He was probably embarrassed why don't you try something new with him if he's that desperate to bang the shower wall gl OP.

melons 44

Wednesday 9 September 2015 17:37

Mmm, sexy grouting.

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