Intimacy: Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted...

By KO - 12/10/2014 16:45 - United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

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By naughtymommy0317 - 20/06/2013 08:47 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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Night terrors

By Tanisha Skye Regeling - 11/06/2020 23:02

Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML

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Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Boom, headshot!

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 02:02

Today, my boyfriend headbutted me during sex. This wouldn't be so bad if it was the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 07:27 - Japan - Ageo

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML

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turdoblast 21

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:26

could've been worse. he could've accidentally headed your butt

ktm71125 19

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:25

Headbutt him back

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ktm71125 19

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:25

Headbutt him back

GuitarFail123 9

Monday 13 October 2014 0:04

I should headbutt you for how shitty a comment that was

kinky44 28

Monday 13 October 2014 0:11

And i'll headbutt you for your shitty reply. *waits to be headbutted*

mastamouse 12

Monday 13 October 2014 1:01

Sounds like he gave some pretty good head

nix1993 41

Monday 13 October 2014 3:09

Well sure, what's sexier than a concussion?

Roskosity 22

Monday 13 October 2014 4:55

@34 percussion.

Ltsdragons 19

Monday 13 October 2014 5:53

There's an FML in moderation saying "Today, during sex, I head butted my wife, almost knocking her unconscious. FML"

rambleramble3 11

Wednesday 15 October 2014 21:27

Why did #44 get down voted? That was great! :)

Vagitarian1 10

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:25

Sounds intense.

sayyestothedress 24

Monday 13 October 2014 14:36

Could've been worse, the condom could've broke!

turdoblast 21

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:26

could've been worse. he could've accidentally headed your butt

BigLatchZatch 14

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:48

Thanks for that. >:)

marleypuckpuck 22

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:28

wow it was a knockout

chaosmanfun 7

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:29

So he likes it rough?

sarah5745 41

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:31

Looks like you guys were in some intense shit!

boating_guy 33

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:31

Are we talking the head on his shoulders or his other head

EvilTurtle 35

Monday 13 October 2014 1:27

Why not both?

hacksaw246 24

Monday 13 October 2014 3:11

*que Mexican music

BBlah 26

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:33

At least it was an "almost" and not a "completely"...? Either way, just have him make it up to you ;)

redstone7693 29

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:34

sounds like some rough sex

ilovemsminaj 13

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:35

Talk about rough sex

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