Intimacy: Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted...

By KO - 12/10/2014 16:45 - United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

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turdoblast 21

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Sunday 12 October 2014 23:26

could've been worse. he could've accidentally headed your butt

ktm71125 19

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Sunday 12 October 2014 23:25

Headbutt him back

ktm71125 19

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Sunday 12 October 2014 23:25

Headbutt him back

GuitarFail123 9

Monday 13 October 2014 0:04

I should headbutt you for how shitty a comment that was

kinky44 28

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Monday 13 October 2014 0:11

And i'll headbutt you for your shitty reply. *waits to be headbutted*

mastamouse 12

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Monday 13 October 2014 1:01

Sounds like he gave some pretty good head

nix1993 41

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Monday 13 October 2014 3:09

Well sure, what's sexier than a concussion?

Roskosity 22

Monday 13 October 2014 4:55

@34 percussion.

Ltsdragons 19

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Monday 13 October 2014 5:53

There's an FML in moderation saying "Today, during sex, I head butted my wife, almost knocking her unconscious. FML"

rambleramble3 11

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Wednesday 15 October 2014 21:27

Why did #44 get down voted? That was great! :)

Vagitarian1 10

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Sunday 12 October 2014 23:25

Sounds intense.

sayyestothedress 24

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Monday 13 October 2014 14:36

Could've been worse, the condom could've broke!

turdoblast 21

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Sunday 12 October 2014 23:26

could've been worse. he could've accidentally headed your butt

BigLatchZatch 14

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Sunday 12 October 2014 23:48

Thanks for that. >:)

marleypuckpuck 22

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Sunday 12 October 2014 23:28

wow it was a knockout

chaosmanfun 7

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:29

So he likes it rough?

sarah5745 41

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Sunday 12 October 2014 23:31

Looks like you guys were in some intense shit!

boating_guy 33

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Sunday 12 October 2014 23:31

Are we talking the head on his shoulders or his other head

EvilTurtle 35

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Monday 13 October 2014 1:27

Why not both?

hacksaw246 24

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Monday 13 October 2014 3:11

*que Mexican music

BBlah 26

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:33

At least it was an "almost" and not a "completely"...? Either way, just have him make it up to you ;)

redstone7693 29

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Sunday 12 October 2014 23:34

sounds like some rough sex

ilovemsminaj 13

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Sunday 12 October 2014 23:35

Talk about rough sex

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