FML : Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

By KO / Sunday 12 October 2014 16:45 / United States

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By turdoblast | 21

#6088015 - Sunday 12 October 2014 23:26

could've been worse. he could've accidentally headed your butt

By ktm71125 | 19

#6088012 - Sunday 12 October 2014 23:25

Headbutt him back

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By ktm71125 | 19

#6088012 - Sunday 12 October 2014 23:25

Headbutt him back

GuitarFail123 | 9

#6088060 - Monday 13 October 2014 0:04

I should headbutt you for how shitty a comment that was

kinky44 | 28

#6088065 - Monday 13 October 2014 0:11

And i'll headbutt you for your shitty reply.
*waits to be headbutted*

mastamouse | 12

#6088099 - Monday 13 October 2014 1:01

Sounds like he gave some pretty good head

nix1993 | 37

#6088143 - Monday 13 October 2014 3:09

Well sure, what's sexier than a concussion?

Roskosity | 22

#6088195 - Monday 13 October 2014 4:55

@34 percussion.

Ltsdragons | 19

#6088232 - Monday 13 October 2014 5:53

There's an FML in moderation saying "Today, during sex, I head butted my wife, almost knocking her unconscious. FML"

rambleramble3 | 11

#6090412 - Wednesday 15 October 2014 21:27

Why did #44 get down voted?
That was great! :)

By Vagitarian1 | 10

#6088013 - Sunday 12 October 2014 23:25

Sounds intense.

sayyestothedress | 24

#6088466 - Monday 13 October 2014 14:36

Could've been worse, the condom could've broke!

By turdoblast | 21

#6088015 - Sunday 12 October 2014 23:26

could've been worse. he could've accidentally headed your butt

BigLatchZatch | 14

#6088049 - Sunday 12 October 2014 23:48

Thanks for that. >:)

By marleypuckpuck | 22

#6088021 - Sunday 12 October 2014 23:28

wow it was a knockout

By chaosmanfun | 7

#6088023 - Sunday 12 October 2014 23:29

So he likes it rough?

By sarah5745 | 41

#6088026 - Sunday 12 October 2014 23:31

Looks like you guys were in some intense shit!

By boating_guy | 33

#6088029 - Sunday 12 October 2014 23:31

Are we talking the head on his shoulders or his other head

EvilTurtle | 35

#6088115 - Monday 13 October 2014 1:27

Why not both?

hacksaw246 | 24

#6088145 - Monday 13 October 2014 3:11

*que Mexican music

By BBlah | 26

#6088031 - Sunday 12 October 2014 23:33

At least it was an "almost" and not a "completely"...? Either way, just have him make it up to you ;)

By redstone7693 | 29

#6088033 - Sunday 12 October 2014 23:34

sounds like some rough sex

By ilovemsminaj | 13

#6088034 - Sunday 12 October 2014 23:35

Talk about rough sex

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