By Evra - 16/04/2015 05:04 - United States

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Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML
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Charles900 16

I'd give him an "A" for effort.

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stickerm3000 4

can i just be the first one to say that i think it's disgusting for fml to post this. you're sexual activity is yours to keep private. I wouldn't tell you about mine why do i want to hear about yours? I wouldn't. and i don't.

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random_funnygirl 20

It's the effort that counts... atleast he was trying to please you... !!!!

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Vegetarian27 24

Gotta learn how to shoot pool with a rope

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SadSouthernBell 18

Warning... Pervy old lady tips... Help the man build some stamina. Give him a few minute breather. Maybe an intimate bath and he should be ready quite soon for another round. If all else fails, bring in the artillery for bedroom fun (AKA BOB's, battery operated boyfriends). I'm pretty sure he won't complain.

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khoov19 20

I like the way you think...wise words frim a wise woman

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jazopalchris06 21

I nearly died at the word "noodle" ????

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plopoctogon 5

At least he tried. Sometimes is happens. I've done it im not gonna lie.

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ouijacorn 9

I hope you weren't too harsh about "calling him out"; I'm sure it's already embarrassing enough and what he could use is your support.

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