By mdimanzy - 06/06/2016 20:20 - United States - Tucson
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Tell us what happened next
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Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
I’m your new creative director
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
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It's in the can!
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
One ring to rule them all
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Up and coming moderator
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
One more and it's business time
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
The return of the thumb
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
The thumb strikes back
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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Hi guys I am the original poster but I don't know how to get back into my other account. Anway, this has fulfilled my middle school dream of being published on FML! FYI I am 19 years old and home for the summer from college. I fill in as a secretary as at accounting office because it is usually dead in the summer. They basically pay me to sit up front and answer the phone but I do have to do other things like get the mail, shred paper, file a few things, etc. It is a pretty laid back place and the owners are family friends. It just happened to be on that day I missed the few phone calls that came in. But someone else in the office happened to catch the phone before me. Really not a big deal just thought it was kind of funny! And a sidenote, it was correct for me to use 'where' because the shredder is in a conference room and no phone is in that room. But thank you guys!! I have an abnormal amount of happiness that this got posted.
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