FML : Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About...

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Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By saltynutz20 - / Tuesday 7 April 2009 18:12 / United States

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By gfindians11 | 0

#91093 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:51

why was it even a struggle?

By blackdude_fml | 0

#91108 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:54

Hey its ok to masturbate on a plane. never let that opportunity pass you by.

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By mpw167 | 0

#91092 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:51

Did you give her a nice present?

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A_50cal_goes | 0

#1341627 - Friday 3 September 2010 5:36

BOOM Headshot!!!

By gfindians11 | 0

#91093 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:51

why was it even a struggle?

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oroxsnyder | 8

#6263248 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 5:55

sometimes they get stuck if its a crappy pair of pants

By Aera_fml | 0

#91094 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:52

At least she didn't accidentally fall into your lap while asleep, right?

By hiandbye | 0

#91102 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:53

Hope that sparked an interesting conversation!
and big enough to cause a struggle? ;)

By 2PMbaby | 0

#91103 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:54

i would have asked for help.

By blackdude_fml | 0

#91108 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:54

Hey its ok to masturbate on a plane. never let that opportunity pass you by.

By Somber_fml | 0

#91110 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:54

What #2 said.
That's pretty funny though.
I bet she looked at you like "wtf".

By herpEs_fml | 0

#91124 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:58

at least it wasn't you waking up to her zipping up your fly.

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Draeven_fml | 0

#1392943 - Sunday 12 September 2010 14:09

that wouldnt b a fml

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kapippenger | 0

#2465986 - Friday 6 May 2011 3:39

^for real

By ck12 | 0

#91129 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:58

The fact that you call her a lady makes me question her attractiveness

By puffingdragons | 0

#91136 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:00

You should have said, don't worry there's nothing there.

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