By saltynutz20 - 07/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML
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gfindians11 0

why was it even a struggle?

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Hey its ok to masturbate on a plane. never let that opportunity pass you by.

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mpw167 0

Did you give her a nice present?

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BOOM Headshot!!!

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gfindians11 0

why was it even a struggle?

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oroxsnyder 8
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sometimes they get stuck if its a crappy pair of pants

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Aera_fml 0

At least she didn't accidentally fall into your lap while asleep, right?

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Hope that sparked an interesting conversation! and big enough to cause a struggle? ;)

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i would have asked for help.

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Hey its ok to masturbate on a plane. never let that opportunity pass you by.

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What #2 said. That's pretty funny though. I bet she looked at you like "wtf".

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herpEs_fml 0

at least it wasn't you waking up to her zipping up your fly.

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Draeven_fml 0

that wouldnt b a fml

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ck12 0

The fact that you call her a lady makes me question her attractiveness

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You should have said, don't worry there's nothing there.

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