Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML
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gfindians11
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why was it even a struggle?
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blackdude_fml
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Hey its ok to masturbate on a plane. never let that opportunity pass you by.
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By
mpw167
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Did you give her a nice present?
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A_50cal_goes
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BOOM Headshot!!!
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gfindians11
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why was it even a struggle?
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oroxsnyder
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sometimes they get stuck if its a crappy pair of pants
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Aera_fml
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At least she didn't accidentally fall into your lap while asleep, right?
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hiandbye
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Hope that sparked an interesting conversation!
and big enough to cause a struggle? ;)
and big enough to cause a struggle? ;)
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2PMbaby
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i would have asked for help.
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blackdude_fml
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Hey its ok to masturbate on a plane. never let that opportunity pass you by.
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Somber_fml
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What #2 said.
That's pretty funny though.
I bet she looked at you like "wtf".
That's pretty funny though.
I bet she looked at you like "wtf".
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herpEs_fml
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at least it wasn't you waking up to her zipping up your fly.
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Draeven_fml
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that wouldnt b a fml
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kapippenger
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^for real
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ck12
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The fact that you call her a lady makes me question her attractiveness
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puffingdragons
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You should have said, don't worry there's nothing there.