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your gf is a blimp. well I guess that it's mire cushion for the pushin.
#118 hurrdurr
WELL THEN...
So you're gay, but haven't realized it yet - what's the problem?
YDI for having a hulk-az girlfriend. #4 was a hilarious spoof of #2. Props.
teheheh DUMP HER
more like, fyck her lyfe :D
I had to read this like, three times just to get it. But I don't see how it's at all an FML.
because the only thing attracted to the poor guy is a mammoth! how could you not see that?
ur a reatard
Learn to spell RETARD before you call people one you douche
You shouldn't call people retards or say something is retarded,it's offensive.
114- Unless you're calling a mentally handicapped person a retard (which isn't funny and I'd never do that), it's not offensive. The word "retard" means "not functioning properly." No reason to be politically correct about it, there's nothing offensive about it. You're not making fun of mentally handicapped people, just basically saying someone is an idiot.
#133 - No, it's actually more like calling someone 'gay' or a 'fag'. That's terribly offensive to someone who actually /is/ homosexual. You just don't call people that, got it?
How can you be sure that they weren't talking about you? I also really don't get why people just openly talk about others like the referred to person is deaf. I guess I might've been guilty of that, but that's still a retarded thing to do.
Maybe because they said it's a girl and OP's NOT a girl...? Just sayin'.
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If you like her the way she is, what's the problem?
Is it just me, or does anyone else REALLY wish people could post pictures with their FML submissions, because every time I see one of these "I was mistaken for someone of the opposite gender" I get really curious about what the person actually looks like...