Today, I had a softball team dinner, and I was sitting with a bunch of girls who were talking about how far they've gone with guys. One girl goes, "I must be the least experienced one here, I've never even kissed a guy!" Surprised, I said, "Me too!" and high-fived her. She was joking. I wasn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
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troubledcrystal 0
don't worry, having an nice first kiss is much more important than having an early one
Inspired22 11
Aw, there's nothing wrong with that! People don't need to brag about how far they've gone!
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Comments (160)
BigMac_fml 0
Haha fail
YouSeriouslySuck 0
yay I'm at the top! then I'll be moderated
hubbabubbba 0
not a fail.....I bet ALOT of ppl would of done the same thing lol (including me) :)
lolfood 24
At least you're not a ****.
ScruffyFML 10
Another time, another glory, Op. :)
rachel13_fml 0
That sounds like something I would do
troubledcrystal 0
don't worry, having an nice first kiss is much more important than having an early one
Edwinadii 4
Im 15 and havent kissed any girl yet. FML
Jaxro 6
haha winner...
Inspired22 11
Aw, there's nothing wrong with that! People don't need to brag about how far they've gone!
PureGold 0
I wonder how old you are lol. There's nothing wrong with that...maybe they just happened to be particularly slutty girls?
letitrockk 0
lol, oh softball girls..
kwbuzz23wk 0
how many girls have you kissed? and there has to be 1 that has done nothing with GUYS, althought they may have done more with girls... and yes i did just stereotype the sport of softball
Giants2797 0
win
Tim_Otay 0
Usually when they brag about it, it's because they haven't done it
effmailyfe 0
lYkE, zOmgGZz gUrlZ, i've TOATS frenched b4!