By Brastro - 07/04/2009 11:46 - Ireland

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML
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I hope you feel terrible. You sound like a positively awful person.

Even if she wasn't in the room, who the fuck says stuff like that? YDI.

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I think you should pay attention to who's sitting next to you...

I think shrek can surf btw. but yeah smooth move dumbass

jerk why would someone say that?

cuz it's hilarious!

she deserves it 4 being ugly and not staying in the kitchen

Well, don't be a bitch to begin with next time. And no doubt Shrek can surf.

You should watch Tormented OP, will teach you not to be such a douche.

I hope you're eaten by and ostrich you ass.

Perfect! Because you clearly are the ass!! What a rude thing to say, you deserve that, and I hope no one forgets just how douchey you are.

what does it matter if she's next to him or at the other end of the room? if you're gonna be a dick like that then own up to it.

...now you fucked up.

I hope you feel terrible. You sound like a positively awful person.

But what if Shrek is actually a total asshole and kinda deserved it you never know

he's an absolute fucking walnut.

Even if she wasn't in the room, who the fuck says stuff like that? YDI.

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How is being cruel to other people funny? there's so much in the world that you can make fun of. Making fun of other people can seriously impact their self esteem.

Way to go, asshole. You totally deserved that one. Maybe you'll learn to quell your inner douchebag after it (God forbid) got the best of you. Imagine how she feels.

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Today people were watching a photo montage of our surfing trip. Then my picture came up and this asshole next to me yelled "I didn't know Shrek could surf". FML

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You are a horrifically insensitive person. I wish that girl had given you a right hook worthy of the nickname Shrek (a broken jaw might keep you from opening your ugly mouth)