Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
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deathbybutterfly 0
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thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

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420hiadventurer 0

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

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deathbybutterfly 0
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thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

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alex1502 0
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Tip: next time you do that, flex your ass as well

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i_wuz_nver_here 31
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dude if u flex ur abs it'll probably just look like ur trying to jack off or something.

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Somber_fml 0
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I bet they were all over you after that.

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nateiztite 5
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I farted right before I got to your part saying how you farted

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420hiadventurer 0

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

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mjoep1996 4
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on the top of the page it says that it's a male

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onmymind 0
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sucks but I agreee with #1

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weinerdog 2
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That washboard stomach is good for something.

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ducklamp 0
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wow, you needed a witty comeback...i.e. "did someone step on a duck?" or "did you hear those barking spiders"

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rinaldy 0

why is everybody being so mean- he didn't do something ridiculous he was just trying to impress them- wtf is wrong with that? it's not like he was doing something obnoxious or rude

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amelinat 0
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Ha ha that is awesome! I feel for you guy, but in the same situation I would have laughed at a fart too. Farts are funny - thats why when somethings funny people say "thats gas"

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MissIndependent2_fml 0
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same I laughed so hard at this I actually farted haha

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patrickhb 0
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Your own damn fault. Put a shirt on, you're offputting to look at anyway. They probably would have laughed at your efforts, fart or no fart. Pathetic.

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jm88 0
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I'm still not certain if people who walk around without a shirt are egotistical douches or if I'm, in some way, jealous of it. I think its the former.

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