Love: Weird flex, but OK

Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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deathbybutterfly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:52

thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:53

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

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deathbybutterfly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:52

thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

alex1502 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 3:11

Tip: next time you do that, flex your ass as well

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Sunday 26 December 2010 4:16

dude if u flex ur abs it'll probably just look like ur trying to jack off or something.

Somber_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:53

I bet they were all over you after that.

nateiztite 5

Tuesday 13 September 2011 7:13

I farted right before I got to your part saying how you farted

420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:53

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

mjoep1996 4

Tuesday 29 June 2010 1:49

on the top of the page it says that it's a male

onmymind 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:55

sucks but I agreee with #1

weinerdog 2

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:56

That washboard stomach is good for something.

ducklamp 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:57

wow, you needed a witty comeback...i.e. "did someone step on a duck?" or "did you hear those barking spiders"

rinaldy 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:58

why is everybody being so mean- he didn't do something ridiculous he was just trying to impress them- wtf is wrong with that? it's not like he was doing something obnoxious or rude

amelinat 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:58

Ha ha that is awesome! I feel for you guy, but in the same situation I would have laughed at a fart too. Farts are funny - thats why when somethings funny people say "thats gas"

MissIndependent2_fml 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 17:29

same I laughed so hard at this I actually farted haha

patrickhb 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:59

Your own damn fault. Put a shirt on, you're offputting to look at anyway. They probably would have laughed at your efforts, fart or no fart. Pathetic.

jm88 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:03

I'm still not certain if people who walk around without a shirt are egotistical douches or if I'm, in some way, jealous of it. I think its the former.