first? mwahaha
hahah once i walked into a pole and i scratched the cornea of my eye and had to have a patch and lots of eye drops

correction: ground


not floor

lol n00b

If he didn't immediatly offer help while laughing a little, you probably shouldn't bother anyways.

... so if you walk down this street everyday, why didn't you know about the pole?

And why is there a floor there? I mean, I'm sure OP means the ground, but the wording is weird.

Some people have terrible judgment. Don't you know how to use peripheral vision too?

@2..

so true.. n00b! surely u would have seen the post as u were walking along.. before u saw the hot guy?..

LOL, this is something that would happen to my clumsy arse. FYL for sure!

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I like your way of thinking, sir.

YDI for trying to be all cool and slick.

That totally sounds like something I would do. Oh what we women do for the men we admire.

Because getting KO'd by a static object is a great way to show admiration...