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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:21 - Australia

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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By mudafkrmas - 18/09/2009 04:14 - Canada

Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML

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By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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By TheNerd - 12/05/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

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AllyB 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:24

... so if you walk down this street everyday, why didn't you know about the pole?

R_Wing 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:19

If he didn't immediatly offer help while laughing a little, you probably shouldn't bother anyways.

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effmalife 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:10

first? mwahaha hahah once i walked into a pole and i scratched the cornea of my eye and had to have a patch and lots of eye drops

morgantia2011 4

Saturday 6 March 2010 6:34

correction: ground not floor

AdamRock 2

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:14

lol n00b

R_Wing 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:19

If he didn't immediatly offer help while laughing a little, you probably shouldn't bother anyways.

AllyB 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:24

... so if you walk down this street everyday, why didn't you know about the pole?

9echo 17

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:57

And why is there a floor there? I mean, I'm sure OP means the ground, but the wording is weird.

Jaxro 6

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:27

Some people have terrible judgment. Don't you know how to use peripheral vision too?

lifeisf_ed 1

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:31

@2.. so true.. n00b! surely u would have seen the post as u were walking along.. before u saw the hot guy?..

ammali 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:31

LOL, this is something that would happen to my clumsy arse. FYL for sure!

Tucatz 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:43

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