Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
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AllyB
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... so if you walk down this street everyday, why didn't you know about the pole?
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R_Wing
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If he didn't immediatly offer help while laughing a little, you probably shouldn't bother anyways.
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effmalife
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first? mwahaha
hahah once i walked into a pole and i scratched the cornea of my eye and had to have a patch and lots of eye drops
hahah once i walked into a pole and i scratched the cornea of my eye and had to have a patch and lots of eye drops
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morgantia2011
| 4
correction: ground
not floor
not floor
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AdamRock
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lol n00b
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R_Wing
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If he didn't immediatly offer help while laughing a little, you probably shouldn't bother anyways.
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AllyB
| 0
... so if you walk down this street everyday, why didn't you know about the pole?
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9echo
| 17
And why is there a floor there? I mean, I'm sure OP means the ground, but the wording is weird.
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Jaxro
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Some people have terrible judgment. Don't you know how to use peripheral vision too?
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lifeisf_ed
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@2..
so true.. n00b! surely u would have seen the post as u were walking along.. before u saw the hot guy?..
so true.. n00b! surely u would have seen the post as u were walking along.. before u saw the hot guy?..
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ammali
| 0
LOL, this is something that would happen to my clumsy arse. FYL for sure!
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Tucatz
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gooBUZZ
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I like your way of thinking, sir.
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King_of_Kings
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YDI for trying to be all cool and slick.
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troubledcrystal
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That totally sounds like something I would do. Oh what we women do for the men we admire.
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9echo
| 17
Because getting KO'd by a static object is a great way to show admiration...