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By blahbags - 06/04/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was going on holiday. As I was checking in my bags, I said to the really cute steward, "I think I'm overweight." He told me about discounts for customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about my suitcase being overweight. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML

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By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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By kclopez - 19/08/2017 23:15

Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA agent searched it, I said, "Watch out - it's going to explode when you open it". Wrong choice of words. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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WTF dude?

By NotSoCool - 15/05/2009 04:41 - Singapore

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed two cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted, asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

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The strangeness of strangers

By wellalrightythen - 09/02/2015 06:23 - United States - Hobart

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By plantfood - 06/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

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By goingtothegym - 09/12/2013 01:16 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML

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maxson_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:24

"Today, I was working. I was checking in a girl's bags, and she said that she thought she was overweight. Trying to do my job, I said as politely as I could that we have discounts for customers of larger proportions. She was talking about her bags, not herself. FML"

nomadxx7 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:21

Easy fix: "I think MY BAG is overweight." No misinterpretation if you add the noun of the thing you were talking about. Otherwise I'd have said the same thing to you since you used the 'I am' Think you deserve both a FML and YDI

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Tucatz 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:20

Apparently it's not the suitcase. Nor is it likely that it's those pants.

redsox4021 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 7:30

sexy beast^^^^

00yoda4 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 6:00

rofl

suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:20

Pff, at least there are some discounts you could get! Take the discount money and head down to McDonalds :B

summertimeblues 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:21

hey don't feel bad i really don't think he thought you were overweight, and maybe that's why when you told him that, he probably didn't know what to say (cause its wierd having a stranger tell you they're overweight) and decided to make the situation seem a little better for you! so cheep up =)

theset3 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:56

exactly wat i thought

nomadxx7 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:21

andy_fml_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:22

why are you writing this if your on vacation :) go tan :) hhahha but that suckss.

Mwoehaha 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:23

You deserved it for packing so much that you actually thought your luggage overweight and still taking everything.

featherhead 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:24

ouch.

maxson_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:24

explosionsgob00m 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:29

Haha #8 FML

paperfox_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:30

Wait, fat people get discounts on flying? That's not fair! Surely due to the added weight and possible extra seat needed they should pay more than everyone else, not less?