by prdept. / 03/09/2011 at 12:12pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Intimacy
RecklessJellyBea's comment : Sex in a house with his brother and parents present? Oh, you silly teens... When will you guys learn.
by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 11:07am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
Zodaicz's comment : Damn...poor kid...
Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 4:52am / India (Karnataka) / Kids
by life_isnt_fair / 03/09/2011 at 3:27am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for 'the trouble' I caused. FML
by Cashier / 03/09/2011 at 12:36am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML
by Trippy Penguin / 03/08/2011 at 9:23pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Geek
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by caqi33 / 03/08/2011 at 1:23pm / United States / Health
by ouch / 03/08/2011 at 10:50am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Alleged_Cranium's comment : Since you're not using it, would you donate your brain to science? They could use it to study the null-brain.