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Show it anywayFIRST LOL!! Wow kids Beast
i love this kid!
FIRST lol!! ... bury my comment will you o.O
Pretty sure nobody believes that when they are first it makes them important, it's just fun to say! So lighten up a little bit or get off FML cause you are no fun! And just so you are aware, "grow up;" only means you yourself need to grow up. You should pay no attention to people that need to "grow up" if you yourself are mature. Have a lovely day.
what kind of 11 year old needs babysitting? he must be some kind of pussy
agreed!
FIRST!!!!!
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Show it anywayFIRRRRRRRRRRRRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wewt
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Show it anywayI've been first... it ain't all that
I would post "FIRST" if I really was. I dont see why everyone hates people that do it. You literally have to come to the site the second the FML is posted to get first and that is pretty impressive. If you are a minute late then there are already 500 votes or so from all the people that visit the site and the odds are you arent going to be first.
I was first once, too, but it was awesome simply because I ended up sharing it with someone else. FML was doing the whole buggy reply system thing, so half the time my comment was first, and the other someone else's was. I thought it was awesome. (and yes, we were both labeled as #1) The only bad part about it was that you couldn't hardly reply to anyone on the FML because half the comments had a twin, and so your comment often showed up to the wrong #5 or something.
SECOND!!!!!1
Sounds like a mamas boy. You wouldn't want him anyways. Even if he was older.
Dude... really... it's NOT about her wanting him, EVER, geezzz. What are you, like 10 and thinking this will work for you???
First off I feel sorry for you that you have to use the word hella, it's quite embarassing really. second of all you spelled it heela, which means what? Are you trying to say the spanish word for heel? Because I'm pretty sure that's not right, although i wasn't a spanish major...
How is it embarrassing to say hella? I say it all the time. Here in Cali it's basically in everyone's vocabulary. Get over it.
100 percent disagree
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Sounds like a mamas boy. You wouldn't want him anyways. Even if he was older.
Shoulda tried to explain it to the parents, if they wouldn't believe him, then the best thing would be to walk up to the kid, and hit him for real then say "There, now i hit him"