By Scarred - 4/9/2009 05:15 - United States
Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left, a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML
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By  Artanias  |  0

Bwahahahahahaha, thats so awesome, the obese guy is instantly my favourite person in the world.
Also FYL indeed, even if i think what the guy did is brilliant :P

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  Ret_fml  |  0

Wait, you're saying it's normal for gross, fat guys to be acting like disgusting perverts around you in public?
Well, it's a good sign that either OP or her friends are attractive, but I still definately think her life is fucked. Who really *wants* to see that? He needs to keep it to himself. Ew.

By  plexico  |  3

Are you sure it was a man? Were you anywhere in the vicinity of a Victoria's Secret? There have been reports of manly women hanging out there.

Talk about scarred for life.

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  aback  |  4

That's what I was going to suggest. We've had several posts lately about women being mistaken for men. Gee, and to think the OP could have got lucky.

By  Artanias  |  0

Bwahahahahahaha, thats so awesome, the obese guy is instantly my favourite person in the world.
Also FYL indeed, even if i think what the guy did is brilliant :P