Miscellaneous: Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself...

By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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Dancing queen

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:06

You would be ******* beast at strip poker ;o inb4 "OMG GURLS FART?!?!?! NO WAI" comments from the 12 year olds

jellyfish_ftw 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:13

girls fart glitter and poop butterflies. DUHHHH.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:06

You would be ******* beast at strip poker ;o inb4 "OMG GURLS FART?!?!?! NO WAI" comments from the 12 year olds

kristenlee 3

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:11

they fart, they just dont poop. obbbbbviously

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:26

Okay, so I'm a ******* retard and meant to put Twister, not poker jdfndk;sfklds;nfklsdmfkdsf;lksd;f

americayay 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 15:50

haha. i love you number 1. who's to say she wouldn't be an awesome poker player? she'd be great at mario kart too.

letsmovetoparis 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 21:48

dont forget, she's probably also good at connect 4

NuclearWinter 0

Monday 7 September 2009 5:14

She must be a trooper at naked monopoly.

aubrey1 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:53

girls dont fart. they toot:P

kellandj2019 7

Saturday 28 April 2012 14:28

I laughed so hard when I saw that I don't know why I just did! girls don't fart, they toot classic!

_failboat_ 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:06

Well, I'm impressed

Stunt_fml 5

Saturday 5 September 2009 10:52

so, what guy asked you out? A girl doing that publicly... yeah, that's kinda attractive.

jackkerouc9 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 7:03

it was a queef

mikesok988 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:09

Not sure how the farting and the ankles being stuck tie together here...but YDI for being so stupid.

sexymessy 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:25

Maybe the OP tried to hurry and hold her legs together to stop the fart. LOL. Or wanted to run away and couldn't.

Laestrella90 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:10

That sucks...hahaha Kudos for being flexible though...it will come in handy later in life...but cut back on the farts...most guys dont like it....haha

ncvolley123 8

Monday 4 October 2010 17:45

congradulations, you're healthy!

kellandj2019 7

Saturday 28 April 2012 14:30

niall horan would love OP

jellyfish_ftw 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:13

girls fart glitter and poop butterflies. DUHHHH.

Dashiell 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:16

Those poor butterflies...

plexico 3

Saturday 5 September 2009 15:39

No wonder there a guys that fear butterflies!

Asura09 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:44

haha, what the hell xD

22jrdn55 15

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:14

you obviously impressed everyone. btw EXPOSED

jellyfish_ftw 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:14

or maybe that's drag queens..............

LowLifeLoser001 5

Monday 29 February 2016 1:43

Its both.

untoldfame 3

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:15

awesome. well, kinda.

summer66_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:23

OMG this actually happened to a girl in my 7th grade english class. she was a gymnast & a guy tried to get her to show everyone how flexible she was so she put both feet behind her head and farted. except her feet didnt get stuck