By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

You would be ******* beast at strip poker ;o inb4 "OMG GURLS FART?!?!?! NO WAI" comments from the 12 year olds

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jellyfish_ftw 0

girls fart glitter and poop butterflies. DUHHHH.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You would be ******* beast at strip poker ;o inb4 "OMG GURLS FART?!?!?! NO WAI" comments from the 12 year olds

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kristenlee 3

they fart, they just dont poop. obbbbbviously

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allmidnighteyes 10

Okay, so I'm a ******* retard and meant to put Twister, not poker jdfndk;sfklds;nfklsdmfkdsf;lksd;f

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americayay 0

haha. i love you number 1. who's to say she wouldn't be an awesome poker player? she'd be great at mario kart too.

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letsmovetoparis 0

dont forget, she's probably also good at connect 4

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aubrey1 0

girls dont fart. they toot:P

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kellandj2019 7

I laughed so hard when I saw that I don't know why I just did! girls don't fart, they toot classic!

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_failboat_ 0

Well, I'm impressed

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Stunt_fml 5

so, what guy asked you out? A girl doing that publicly... yeah, that's kinda attractive.

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mikesok988 0

Not sure how the farting and the ankles being stuck tie together here...but YDI for being so stupid.

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sexymessy 0

Maybe the OP tried to hurry and hold her legs together to stop the fart. LOL. Or wanted to run away and couldn't.

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Laestrella90 0

That sucks...hahaha Kudos for being flexible though...it will come in handy later in life...but cut back on the farts...most guys dont like it....haha

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22jrdn55 15

you obviously impressed everyone. btw EXPOSED

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summer66_fml 0

OMG this actually happened to a girl in my 7th grade english class. she was a gymnast & a guy tried to get her to show everyone how flexible she was so she put both feet behind her head and farted. except her feet didnt get stuck

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Chr0nicdreamz 0

I agree with laestrella. me being a guy n all

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