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By HotCurry - 5/9/2009 04:57 - United States
Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML
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By  OhhxGoshhxAri  |  0

That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):

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  kewlcat  |  0

i once got my finger stuck in a car door and it ripped off the nail and i had to get stitches! then when my nail grew back it had a groove down the middle.

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  lologirl419  |  0

No matter how bad the FML is, there's always gonna be some who click YDI, and vice versa. I'd LOVE to see an FML entry unanimously voted one way or the other! It would be the eighth wonder of the world! Or ninth, whatever...

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  your_face  |  15

I hit YDI because I'm pretty sure it's fake. How hard would you have to stub your toe to break off your whole nail, especially on your big toe? Could you even do that with a shoe on? If the OP wasn't wearing shoes yet, would there not immediately have been blood?

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  xero_art  |  0

i snagged my nail on a couch last week (no shoes) and didn't notice till a few minutes later....its possible he was wearing sandals and just didn't look down

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  vostro_candy  |  0

You're a fucking asshole #67. Why the hell would you YDI a post because you THINK it's fake? You're just pissed off because all the fake posts you submit are denied, just like all the other hypocrites. I'd like to see you stub your toe the same way the OP did. Go eat a camel spider.

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  narla_hotep  |  9

I've actually done something similar before, but I was wearing flip-flops and the toenail didn't come off immediately. I guess I can see it happening while wearing real shoes, but the OP must have stubbed their toe pretty damn hard for the entire nail to come off at once!

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By  OhhxGoshhxAri  |  0

That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):

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  gonzolove  |  0

Yes it does. I've lost a toenail before, not by stubbing it, but by going to a show in flip-flops and having someone slide their foot backwards onto my foot and them ripping my big toenail right off.
It's excruciating and I have a pretty high tolerance for pain.

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  Bansheethekilla  |  2

yeah yor nails are attached to nerves and if your remove the toenail your ripping it off the nerve not yo mention your removing it from your skin also if she called you a pansy por your blood into her food and when she gags calll her a pansy.

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By  besad_fml  |  0

that happened to my brother a few years ago. he running barefoot in our backyard and stubbed his toe on the brick path.
Not a pretty site. :( fyl a lot.

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By  8trickster8  |  0

Offer to cook dinner later. Grind up the toenail and put it in her food. Tell her when she's completely finished. Call her a pansy if she complains or vomits etc.

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By  thequickredofox  |  0

Sadly they don't always grow back :(

My poor wee son will forever have only 9 toenails. Pass me a bad parent award for letting a toddler play with bricks: it was never going to end well.

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