By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01
All the FMLs
By unlovedmommy - 08/05/2014 21:49 - United States - Rowlett
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Tip off
By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury
By STOP - 08/05/2014 13:55 - Australia - West Hoxton
Gotcha!
By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College
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By Anonymous - 07/05/2014 20:57 - India - Kundan
By Arthur - 07/05/2014 19:16 - United States
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2014 22:47 - United States - Sparks
Pissed
By assgoblins piss me off - 06/05/2014 20:52 - Canada - Camrose
Locked in
By Anonymous - 06/05/2014 15:05
By IBS - 06/05/2014 09:11 - China - Shanghai
By catfriend - 06/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Salida
Gross
By Anonymous - 05/05/2014 21:03 - United States - Indianapolis
By melmel - 05/05/2014 05:07 - United States - Cumming
By Anonymous - 05/05/2014 02:58 - United States - Mount Airy
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By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison
Gottem
By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 21:07 - Czech Republic - Prague
Many such cases
By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 18:57 - United States
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By chrono19 - 04/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Bremerton
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By shylahrc - 03/05/2014 23:51 - United States
By Chilaxe - 03/05/2014 22:44 - United States - Shawnee
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Hey, OP here, thought I'd comment to clear some stuff up. First, I really enjoy wrestling, I've done it since a young age and I love the competitiveness, the endurance it takes, ALMOST everything about it lol. It was just a bad day and that happening it just annoyed me, honestly, if you wrestle and that hasn't happened once, you're lucky lol, happens to the best. Also, I didn't mean to give a bad name to wrestling at all, trust me, I know all the jokes about it and it bothers me as much as any other wrestler, but hey, that stuff happens, you just ignore it and keep going. I did enjoy reading your comments though lol
By ughhhh - 03/05/2014 21:10 - United States
Nervous
By kezbabes - 03/05/2014 18:15 - Ireland - Dublin
By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein
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OP here! My son says funny things like this frequently, and it never offends me! I encourage his sense of humor, even if he doesn't know what he's saying or why it's funny! I even tell other people about it, so they can get a laugh too. I was encouraged by my brother to post on fml, because it was that funny! He'll tell me sometimes that I don't look pretty yet until I've completed my make-up. That question made my day. After he said it, I just started laughing really hard, and said that was funny. He said it wasn't funny, and told me to stop laughing, which made it funnier! I'm married, so I'm not trying to get someone to love me. I don't really wear a lot of make-up anyway, so it's not really the "high school girl make-up" thing either. And I am an adult. Oh yea, and I say "restroom"! Thanks for all the caring and funny comments! :)