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By for shite's sake - 17/01/2015 22:24 - United Kingdom - Mirfield

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
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I'm sure he needed to go to the bathroom before you even started the test, and the instructor was probably visibly shaken out of embarrassment for shitting his pants in your car, they wouldn't give you your license unless you did well

I guess he was more nervous than you were... Poor guy, what a bad time to have a tummy ache :(

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I dont exactly think that anyone would want a shart in their car even if it meant passing a driving test.

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Wrong. In the UK, people can use their own cars, only a few kinds can't be used. That's straight from their government's own website.

No I have my licenses and I used my own truck.

I'm in the United States, and for my driving test I used my own car. In driver's ed we used cars that had the second set of breaks, but for the actual test you use your own car (in my state at least).

Where are you where you don't need to supply a car to take the driving test?

I live in Canada and you can use your own car if you have one. I don't have that option so for my test I'll use the instructors car. But it is an option to use either, it's what you're comfortable driving rally.

#7 I love when people like you use "Einstein" or "genius" sarcastically, when in truth it is you looking the fool. I live in Canada same as you and I used my own car for my test.

Exactly 38. I love it when people who are condescending and try to act smart about something that they are completely wrong about. XD

#7 - please read the whole fml. notice "MY car"

Ya in Connecticut we use our own Vehicle's to take our driver's test. Not sure about Canada where you're from Buddy but in the US and other Countries we use our own Vehicle's.

Someone obviously thinks their test is exactly like everyone else's.

Yep, in the State of Florida, US, i took the driving test 15 years ago and used my own car. Granted, it was a small car and if people don't feel comfortable driving a big car for their test, they can rent one from the driving schools on site. But you can drive your own car for the test provided that it's in good working condition and it meets safety standards, like having working blinkers, seatbelts, etc.

In mississippi, USA we use our own :/

Either you did something that scared him or he was constipated...

I used my mom's Jeep to take the test in and i live in PA, US

I got my license in a Toyota Land Cruiser, it was pretty high off the ground and the tester was a rather short guy, I thought for a moment he was going to need a step ladder to get in. =) It was quite hilarious at the time, but fortunately he didn't hold it against me and I passed.

Hey at least you passed

it seems the instructor left him a congratulatory present

Yeah. Chances are that the instructer accidentally sharted and was just embarrassed and didn't want anyone to know. That's the possibility I saw anyway. "Never trust a fart"

Seems like the examiner passed too!

Nothing a ton of air freshener can't fix! You passed your drivers test, congrats Op!!

Saved by the shit.

I'm just going to sit here and watch all these puns about shit roll in.

Holy shit, man. Don't do that!

That'd be a really shitty thing to do. You should join in instead of just watching.

Yup, FYL indeed.

Yup, fopsl. I on the other hand won't be able to ever say that again after beholding your beauty. ;-)

I guess he was more nervous than you were... Poor guy, what a bad time to have a tummy ache :(

That sucks. Make sure to spray some air conditioner.

Spray some air conditioner :/ you mean air freshener?

Air conditioner? Lol

oops. my mistake.

I'm sure he needed to go to the bathroom before you even started the test, and the instructor was probably visibly shaken out of embarrassment for shitting his pants in your car, they wouldn't give you your license unless you did well