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		FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-09T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Wilder-Grey             </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my boyfriend has been in the hospital since Saturday and I don't know when he'll be home, the anniversary of my favorite grandma's death is coming up, and it's the week before my period. My emotions are so out of whack that even I'm sick of myself. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-09T00:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I’m a nurse on a 12-hour shift and finally got a 5-minute break to inhale a yogurt. I absentmindedly grabbed what I thought was my spoon from my pocket. It was actually a thermometer cover. A patient watched me freeze mid-bite, slowly process my mistake, and then whispered, “Rough day?” FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-08T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By None of that means consent to sex            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I told my husband that I didn't feel like sex. He said, "Funny, I didn't feel like driving to the store for your milkshake earlier, or digging up the flowerbed, or deep cleaning your car, but I did all that to make you happy. Don't I deserve a little reciprocation?" Jesus Christ, I married an asshole. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-08T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Pizza?            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I’m learning to cook and invited friends over to prove I’m improving. I timed everything perfectly… or so I thought. I realized I’d never actually turned the oven on. We stood around a beautifully plated tray of room-temperature lasagna while I said, “It just needs… a bit more time.” Two hours later, we ordered pizza. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-08T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I've been getting nothing but hate and backlash for letting my son, who had severe COVID, attend his father's funeral. It was the only chance for him to say goodbye, but nobody cares. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-08T12:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Today, I’m about to lose the love of my life. I love this man with every fiber of my being, but his kids are absolute fucking monsters. They treat me like shit and he doesn’t intervene. I’m so heartbroken, but what else can I do? FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-08T09:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By anonymous mom            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I took my toddler on a flight alone for the first time. I packed snacks, toys, everything. Thirty minutes after takeoff, he threw his juice straight onto my lap, then screamed for the exact snack I'd forgotten. The passenger next to me offered tissues and said, “First time?” I nodded, covered in sticky apple juice, for the next two hours. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-08T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Pete            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I’m a gym newbie and finally worked up the nerve to use the squat rack. I loaded a very modest weight but still felt proud. Halfway through, I realized I’d set up directly in front of the mirror… backwards. I was basically doing awkward half-squats facing everyone else, and two people were politely trying not to laugh behind me. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-08T00:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I dumped my fiance because his grandma, who raised him since birth, died and I overheard him making it clear that all he cared about was her inheritance. I thought he was my soulmate, but I can't be married to somebody like that. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-07T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, when my date realised he wasn’t getting sex, even though it was the mythical third date when sex is supposedly guaranteed, he asked for the bill while I was still halfway through my main course, paid his share to the penny, and left. He'd driven me there, so I had to get a bus home. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-07T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By oops            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I’m a junior developer and I'd pushed what I thought was a minor fix right before logging off on Friday. Monday morning, I walked into a message: “Site down since Saturday.” My “tiny change” broke a key function. The whole team was already in a call when I joined, and I had to say, "Yeah, um… that was my commit.” FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-07T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I finally located all seven of my younger siblings, who I abandoned to foster care when I was 15, after our parents were deported back to Mexico. Each and every one of them told me to fuck off. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-07T12:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Bitchy girl who doesn&#039;t put out            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-07T09:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I prevented my brother from attending our sister's funeral, since they hated each other and she didn't want him there, in accordance with her wishes. Now the whole family hates me and say that I should have let him in and that sometimes, you have to go against someone's wishes. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-07T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Karlin            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I asked my wife to keep our toddler confined while I hung a shelf. Of course, she didn't, and he came in and picked up a screwdriver. I tried to take it away, and he ran off giggling, only to trip and slice his forehead open. According to my wife, this is entirely my fault and she is taking him to her mom's. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-07T00:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, I found out that my parents are sending me to boot camp. All because I drove my sister to her abortion when they wouldn't. Not even she can stop them from doing it. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-06T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my wife doesn't remember that last night when she was so drunk (light weight) that she kept telling me to pick up the thingy off the floor and was pointing at it. We went back and forth about it for a few minutes. There was nothing there. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-06T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Marriage is a lie            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, my wife flat out refuses to have sex with me, ever. Most days it's "What have you done to earn sex?" then when I point out all I do (pay bills, work hard, take care of her, the kids and the house) it's, "Oh, so that means I owe you sex?" I even got that excuse on my birthday. FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-06T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, we lost our dream house because the current owner heard us discussing our plans to landscape the massive back garden, and she decided she couldn’t sell to someone who planned to rip out all the flowerbeds she spent years cultivating. Why sell the house then, selfish cow? FML]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-04-06T12:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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