Kids: Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!"...

By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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You deserved it 3 768

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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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By pixkalexi - 20/05/2013 20:14 - United States - North Easton

Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML

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You deserved it 4 855

By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00

Today, I was talking to a smokin' hot Cuban sorority girl. She told me her mom only speaks Spanish, so she translates for her. Without thinking I said, "Oh like Chewbacca and Han Solo?" FML

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You deserved it 995

By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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You deserved it 52 267

By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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You deserved it 306

By awesomekidsmum - 18/09/2011 01:20 - Canada

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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You deserved it 3 761

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 155

You deserved it 3 524

By paperbagofdoom - 29/05/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full costume, I was approached by a kid in line, who looked at me and exclaimed, "Hey look, its Indiana Jones!" which felt pretty amazing. His sister, who was maybe seven years old, glanced over at me and said, "No, he's way too fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 688

You deserved it 5 154

JuliaaNoelle 26

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:57

Well, their parenting was done half right. At least he knows who Chewbacca is!

danceinconverse 25

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:54

Might be time to invest in a razor.

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lickastick 27

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:53

Time for a shave?

originaljosh 11

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:34

No its time to punch that kid in his midget face for not minding his own business

Zelphoric 25

Saturday 17 January 2015 20:20

"Who's scruffy looking??"

chabelo 10

Saturday 17 January 2015 21:12

shave? nah, it's okay to look like a dog, right op?

originaljosh 11

Saturday 17 January 2015 23:23

I guess no one recognized the Will Ferrell refrence that he said to justin bieber

RyWillieMitch 16

Sunday 18 January 2015 12:52

#50 works better when you use quotations

chocolatelvr 5

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:54

Embrace your new identity

MrConcise 34

Saturday 17 January 2015 20:30

No way, he's already Dr. Light. That's way cooler than Chewbacca. The kid was just a little wily.

Just_A_Tree 20

Sunday 18 January 2015 7:26

What kind of kid runs from Chewy? He's ******* awesome! He's a live teddy bear with a gun!

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 18 January 2015 21:28

Exactly what I was thinking #66. Chewy is awesome.

danceinconverse 25

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:54

Might be time to invest in a razor.

iLike2Teabag 27

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:56

Or time to go for an audition.

Welshite 39

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:55

You'll make a killing at the new Star Wars movie premiere. Time to start practicing your auditions for your new career as alien protagonist.

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:56

aarrrrggghhhhh!

devildog562 33

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:56

Embrace your wookie. Sorry op that is kind of a self esteem demoralizer.

cbeigs 5

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:56

Nothing wrong with that

wanted_2_want 40

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:57

Use the FORCE... (Sorry I couldn't help it).

JuliaaNoelle 26

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:57

Well, their parenting was done half right. At least he knows who Chewbacca is!

badluckalex 23

Saturday 17 January 2015 21:53

the joke your head

countryb_cth 38

Thursday 22 January 2015 6:37

Yah but you said OP has prefect parenting. The kid isn't OP's.

pjsr 32

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:58

You can't blame the kid for an honest reaction. This one's on you for excessive hair. YDI

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