English very good

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 16:00

Today, I slept in my parents’ room because there was a mouse in mine. My father speaks English as a second language, and is telling everyone that we’re sleeping with each other. Thankfully I’m old enough for it to just sound gross, not illegal. The last thing we need is a CPS visit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 782
You deserved it 112

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wysegirl 24

it's a mouse... what are you scared of?

There's no age where CHILD Protective Services would be involved and incest is legal. You need to correct your dad's language.

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There's no age where CHILD Protective Services would be involved and incest is legal. You need to correct your dad's language.

wysegirl 24

it's a mouse... what are you scared of?

Bubonic plague, hantavirus, leprosy, rabies. Need I go on?

Don't forget drunk Mortimer (Mickey's estranged brother) with a shotgun!

1 it's a mouse. so what. they exist. 2 your dad doesn't understand the implications of what he's saying. you need to correct him. and go back to your own room. because 3 it's a mouse. so what. they exist.

A mouse? Seriously? And a polite one that stayed in one room so to not disturb there people in another to top it off!