Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
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Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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Top comments
TahoeFMler 22
What a rude bitch!
Dilwann 27
I'd suggest asking what she meant by that. Everyone has flaws, it's best to know what yours are.
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Comments (97)
TahoeFMler 22
What a rude bitch!
gmian 34
Looks like he dodged a bullet there..
Jasim 17
"I did, it's not a bitch!"
IAmzephyr 22
'yeah I'm a nice guy, figured I'd be nice to a bitch'
Darkness_Hate 29
But you have just met a girl more known as a bitch..
shaar_fml 33
Wow, what a bitch. Sorry OP, you can do better!
Erebus_Terror 12
sorry, but on your pic there seems to be a bit of other stuff around your ****.
Erebus_Terror 12
How do you report a user on the app?
Dilwann 27
I'd suggest asking what she meant by that. Everyone has flaws, it's best to know what yours are.
Algorithm 24
It's true, but the sort of person who'd actually say something so blatantly insulting to someone's face isn't someone good to be around. Instead, get your close friends to rant at you when they're angry at you. Trust me, you'll find out your flaws.
RobinGoodfellow 47
I'm just curious to know if OP is widely regarded as a horrible person. Granted, the girl's response was horrible, but I'd love to know if her opinion of OP is widespread.
khaoticpanda 28
Ive jokingly said things like that. Maybe she was joking. Sometimes this site blows things out of proportion
LuckBeNimble 19
@56 or maybe you're a bitch too? like 5 said, we all have flaws.
garrett_8614 14
#57 - the FML literally says she thought he was joking.
dhut2131 12
What a little hussy. Don't worry OP, you're better off without someone like that in your life :)
devildog562 33
It's best just to be nice and kindly remind her that she's rude and disrespectful and you don't deserve to be treated like that.
lowkeybelieber 7
Hey OP look on the bright side, rejections aren't the worst thing in the world. Though it may sting a little right now, just wait. When one door closes another opens, I met my fiancé a week after a bad rejection. Keep your head up.
IAmzephyr 22
sorry to hear that OP. don't worry there's a nice girl out there for you somewhere :)
Purexinsanity 46
With that kind of attitude, seems more like you dodged a bullet there OP!