By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen
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Is your roommate even human? Who the hell decides to voluntarily wake up at 3 AM??
Mutants that need to lay their eggs in the cool morning so their young are able to mature before the morning sun rises and gently lures them out of their tiny gelatinous cocoons. Once hatched the young mutant will go out into the world to purchase highly irritating alarms to annoy roommates and suckle on their endless hatred. They feed on hate.
I actually have my alarm a couple hours early, because I am a heavy sleeper, and I always sleep through the first couple of alarms. I keep them hours apart because I like knowing that I have time to sleep left and I can't keep them minutes apart because even if I wake up, I tell myself that 5 minutes can't be so bad and I end up missing my classes. I can understand OP's roommate, except OP's roommate is still in the wrong because I live with other people so I just close my door, lower the volume on my alarm, then keep it directly under my ear so only I will wake up. FYL OP
Well I wouldn't say voluntary, maybe this isn't as such a normal occurrence as OP claims and their roommate has just been working a lot in the past couple of weeks. I used to have a job where I needed to be at work and clocked in by 3am. I would set about six alarms starting at 11pm or 12am.
The first time I slept over at my friends house. We had school the next day. She said "Just a heads up, my alarms pretty loud. I'm a heavy sleeper." Really did NOT prepare me. She had her iPod, hooked up to two big speakers. Both at maximum volume. With the sound of a continuous AIR HORN at 5 am!!! She had this right by her head by the way! I was sleeping three rooms down from her. I woke up and literally fell off the couch. Had to slap my friend up. Her alarm from hell was STILL going off and it didn't wake her up yet.