Transportation: Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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You deserved it 3 830

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 134

You deserved it 17 305

Thanks for your help, dude

By Anonymous - 27/04/2017 00:00 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, on a train to the airport, the ticket inspector pointed out that my girlfriend and I hadn't activated our tickets. He suggested one of us get off and activate them at the next station. Now I'm on the moving train with all our luggage, and she's waving from the platform with our tickets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 893

You deserved it 498

Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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You deserved it 3 129

Asshat bus drivers, with their "rules"

By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 14:57 - Italy - Padova

Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 584

You deserved it 3 142

By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 636

You deserved it 7 677

Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 185

You deserved it 13 105

Move!

By CrimsonAmaryllis - 01/04/2013 16:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 494

You deserved it 4 156

By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 557

You deserved it 15 041

By sharkiewarkiemoosey - 11/10/2013 18:22 - Switzerland - Gossau

Today, I tried to catch a train to get to my new job. I was stopped and told that I needed a pre-purchased ticket to enter the platform. The only way to get the ticket, they said, was by buying one on the platform. I arrived by taxi nearly an hour late for my first day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 529

You deserved it 4 037

Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 925

You deserved it 3 219

flufee2 27

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:50

What a bitchh

Vickeh 15

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:50

Good deeds never go unoticed OP! Keep on being you :D Hopefully karma catches up with that bitch

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flufee2 27

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:50

What a bitchh

Vickeh 15

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:50

Good deeds never go unoticed OP! Keep on being you :D Hopefully karma catches up with that bitch

Cely988 29

Thursday 15 January 2015 19:12

More like good deeds never go unpunished! xD

Vickeh 15

Thursday 15 January 2015 23:32

Thank you for correcting me ;D

184886837272837 32

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:51

being a good Samaritan can really screw you over.

incoherentrmblr 21

Thursday 15 January 2015 19:28

Especially if you're Samuel L Jackson in Die Hard 3...

wvcheesehead 13

Thursday 15 January 2015 20:25

Jesus?

thevelociraptor 31

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:52

You did a good deed, it sucks the lady left you behind, but karma is a bitch. Keep being helpful Op!

lyricalservant 21

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:52

Ouch, that's painful, not even a simple thanks.

llamarrama01 21

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:55

Karma will catch up to both of you, just in different ways.

royal_ranger 12

Thursday 15 January 2015 18:43

What?...

Purexinsanity 46

Thursday 15 January 2015 18:59

#16 Pretty sure #6 is talking about bad karma/good karma.

people_annoy_me 23

Thursday 15 January 2015 18:59

I think they mean that something good will happen to op, and something bad will happen to the bitch woman

llamarrama01 21

Thursday 15 January 2015 19:46

Thanks you #18 and #19

lau1206 16

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:56

Wow that's unfair. She's a bitch

Mightyrif 23

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:57

Don't worry OP, if FML has taught us anything it's that karma will hit that bitch twice as hard.

Econforthwin 15

Thursday 15 January 2015 19:07

FML has taught me a college course long lesson on Karma.

Liamj774 36

Thursday 15 January 2015 17:58

Thats a train in the ass

Mauskau 35

Thursday 15 January 2015 19:23

I can't think of many other things that would be more painful.

originaljosh 11

Thursday 15 January 2015 20:21

I think having a train run over your fingers then toes then hands then feet then arms/legs and then stomach would hurt more

dragonkisses28 25

Friday 16 January 2015 3:13

Sounds rather painful, #9. I wonder if doc bastard has ever treated someone for that particular ailment.

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 16 January 2015 7:45

I believe he has an X-ray of that somewhere.

simsgirlgem 25

Thursday 15 January 2015 18:08

Don't worry OP she has to watch a guy talk to stuffed animals

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Same thing different taste

Thanks for your help, dude

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Asshat bus drivers, with their "rules"

Stuck

Move!

Don't tread on me

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