Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that The Interview wasn't a documentary and that Kim Jong-un wasn't actually assassinated by a pair of goofy reporters. FML
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Pleonasm
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You mean I haven't been watching snuff films at the movie theater all my life?
Well there goes my lack of moral fiber. Thanks OP, you asshole.
Well there goes my lack of moral fiber. Thanks OP, you asshole.
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davidpropert
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So you're saying channing tatum and jonah hill didn't really infiltrate a drug ring at their local highschool and shut it down?
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Pleonasm
| 34
And his name isn't really Jeff?!?!?!
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s0m3guy2010
| 21
This is actually a huge relief to me. I was under the impression that that a bunch Seth Rogen and James Franco lookalikes were running rampant. We'll never find the originals though. They were lost in the apocalypse.
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Fern_Gully
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Just_A_Tree
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So, I can't walk through a barrier at Kings Cross station to get to platform 9-3/4?
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mxgirl1998
| 26
this made my day
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
So, Freddy Krueger can't kill me in my dreams?! Now, I can finally sleep in peace...
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whatsittoyabitch
| 15
Buy her a book. Any book.
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anonymous100000
| 17
she's just as dumb as kim jongung.
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MegaExplosives
| 17
you can try, but you cant fix stupid
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rabidunicorn
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Given what she thinks, it'd be a miracle if she could read
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tgmc012
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Better make it a picture book.
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BlindlyWandering
| 17
Maybe you should start with a pop up book.
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swaglesshipster
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Yeah it's too hard to kill crazy but it is fun to agitate it!
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Nickb55
| 16
Yet.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Someone needs to assassinate the guy, really. He is murdering his own family members, not to mention the rest of the people in the gulags. Crazy to know this regime is somehow intact after all this time...
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TheNewGuy03
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Someone needs to assassinate the guy, really. He is murdering his own family members, not to mention the rest of the people in the gulags. Crazy to know this regime is somehow intact after all this time...
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BlondePsycho
| 43
How do all the parents remember the sex talk but forget the Fiction is Not Real talk?
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chillandfun
| 12
I never got a sex talk...but I did get a talk about having realistic expectations. I don't think the sex talk is ever coming.
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Turtle_Man
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#43, I haven't had any of those 'talks' and I'm 18. I don't think my talks are coming either.
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mutualweirdness
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#62 I didn't get 'the talk' until I was pregnant.
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green_rayne07
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#63 I got the sex talk when I told my mom I was pregnant with my second, lol. I was 23 :)
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clumsylobster
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Maybe you should agree that maybe it's real. That way, she will live thinking he's dead. Imagine her shock when she finds out. Do it OP.
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BlondePsycho
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Next you'll have to tell her that santa clause and jesus arnt real either
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Rallred32
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Why are you such an asshole?
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mimi_animee
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He might as well have been to be honest.
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salamancer
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Are you telling me that our glorious leader actually has a butthole? Ya whatever man, I know a liar when I see one.
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Exodiafinder687
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Movies aren't real? So you're telling me that Marty McFly won't be arriving in his Delorean this year? I've been preparing for this moment for as long as I can remember and now you've ruined it!!!
Well there goes my lack of moral fiber. Thanks OP, you asshole.