By surprise - 15/01/2015 20:30 - United States - Starkville

Today, I wanted to surprise my roommate by picking her up from class with her dog. Her dog decided to surprise me by dumping a load on my passenger seat. FML
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PennyLane27 32
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Step 1) walk dog...to see if it needs to shit Step 2) put dog in car

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RobinGoodfellow 47
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I love that dog-shit air freshener.

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Kingratdaddy 16
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That must've been a "shitty" situation. *Badumm tsss*

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martin_dustinc 8
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You must be new here

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AnalAssassin1 14
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That one guy...

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Fern_Gully 20
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Don't ever be *that* guy again...

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coming back in the future 30
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Well thats a shifty situation.

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Morning_fml 22
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You're trying too hard, you don't even know if OP drives a manual.

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RobinGoodfellow 47
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I love that dog-shit air freshener.

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PenguinBitch 43
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Dog: Aint no way she's calling shot-gun.

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Morning_fml 22
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Aint no way she's sitting in that car with that dog turd either lol.

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ItsAlly 20
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Time to find other ways to surprise your roommate.

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olpally 32

That's what you get for bringing a dog in a car. Good luck cleaning that up.

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olpally 32

You're lucky.

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sullivankeara 25
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Just getting the seat warmed up for its owner.

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deathcreep25 14
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Why are people putting ydi?

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xwingtwo 15
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Because he's a DA and does deserve it!

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FiFiLovee 26
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District Attorney? XD

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xwingtwo 15
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So would I get more up votes if I spelled out a Dumb Ass?

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PennyLane27 32
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Step 1) walk dog...to see if it needs to shit Step 2) put dog in car

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Brandi_Faith 33
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There's also the possibility that he did walk the dog first and the dog didn't go. Whether it didn't have to at the time of the walk, it was too anxious to get in the car that it didn't want to go, or it ended up crapping out of fear/anxiety if it doesn't like car rides. Not a ydi in my opinion.

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