By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London
All the FMLs
Anti Joke
By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 21:39 - United States - Daytona Beach
By fuck you right back, cockspit - 14/02/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane
Make yourself at home
By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 17:11 - United States - Middletown
By nana_star - 14/02/2014 07:59 - South Africa - Johannesburg
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By onyx_the_cat - 14/02/2014 03:49 - United States - Zion
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The situation is more moral grey than I can describe. My mom has back problems and they get worse during winter, so she was in a lot of pain. She was in so much pain, she couldn't even get up and she stayed home to sleep while I was at my concert. I was a little disappointed, but I knew the situation. My dad on the other hand slept through my solo while at the concert. That man can sleep through anything. My mom once said when they were at a club he slept in front of the speakers. Unfortunately, my dad had to get to work at 5 AM and was really tired when he got home. I didn't know that when I wrote the FML though. He was honest about it though, but I wish he would of tried harder. My parents felt really awful, especially since they always been so supportive of me. Also, I'm a bit selfish because even after my dad said he worked early I was still sad about it. We all talked about it and everything is good now. They admit what they did was wrong despite some of the things being out of their control. My parents are caring people. They wouldn't just go to sleep during a concert without a reason (well kind of with my dad who can sleep anywhere). I would say it was an FML for both me and my parents because they really wanted to hear my solo.
By EmmaleeSupertramp - 14/02/2014 03:16 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:20 - United States - Reno
By mrosewrosem - 13/02/2014 11:54 - United Kingdom - Aldershot
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Hey guys, this was actually me before I signed up for an account. Thanks for all the supportive messages, you guys rock! You're right, anxiety is a bitch! All those who said YDI, no-one deserves anxiety or any other mental disorder... just like no-one deserves any illness eg. cancer.
By Parusu - 13/02/2014 00:52 - United States - Orlando
By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 21:25 - Australia
By Stuck - 12/02/2014 18:25 - United States - Evans
Road rage
By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 18:11 - United States
By airhead2015 - 12/02/2014 17:57 - United States - Morristown
Weird family time
By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 17:26 - United States - Louisville
By Anonyme - 12/02/2014 09:47 - France - Aigremont
By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper
By FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 19:10 - Canada - Saskatoon
By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse
Oh no
By norina - 11/02/2014 10:01 - France - Paris
By alii2349 - 11/02/2014 03:16 - Canada - Brandon
Hey!
By QueueJumper - 11/02/2014 00:45 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 22:37 - United Kingdom
By elizabethkalyn - 10/02/2014 20:48 - United States - Vincennes
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Couple of things. I couldn't have unlocked both, as the doors swing shut and relock as soon as you let them go. The customer was a natural born woman who looked and sounded a lot like a male. When they asked why I opened the men's, I just told them the women's was occupied. I have never made the mistake before and it was mortifying. She luckily was very cool about it:) also, both restrooms use the same key.
By Shooting myself - 10/02/2014 18:57 - United States - Hillsboro
By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 15:40 - United States
By Ashlynnlove - 10/02/2014 14:12 - United States
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I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.
By ZombiexIce - 10/02/2014 03:22 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey, this is the OP. I have owned rats and mice as pets, but with a wild one you really don't want them running loose around a toddler. As for getting a cat, I have been trying to get a kitten for my son, but our landlord wants a huge deposit. We are buying a humane trap and letting him go somewhere far away. We have temporarily plugged the hole he was using to get in until payday. My husband was jokingly threatening. He is just a big softie sometimes. :) We got a good laugh out of this, before I realized it was a mouse I ran screaming out of the bathroom with my pants around my knees. Glad everyone got a laugh out of this, we did!
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Wow! I can't believe this got published! To fill you guys in, my stepdad is just going through a rough time and it's taking its toll on my mom. She is better now and congratulated us both! Thanks to everyone who congratulated us as well! (I'm not sure if FML will show my OP-ness because I'm using the mobile app. If it doesn't, I promise I'm not a troll) :)