By SE011194 - 24/05/2014 06:14 - United States - Atlanta
All the FMLs
Ouch
By Anonymous - 24/05/2014 06:08 - United States
By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin
By nikaea - 23/05/2014 22:44 - United States - Everett
Tailgate party
By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville
By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell
By todaddy - 23/05/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom
The road to hell
By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore
By IntoTheClouds - 23/05/2014 02:32 - United States - Burlington
IntoTheClouds tells us more.
By ashlan - 23/05/2014 00:54 - United States
ashlan tells us more.
Yes we get tips. It adds an extra few dollars an hour. Why wouldn't we get tips? We provide a service.
By Anonymous - 22/05/2014 21:27 - United States - Saugus
By stillaproudfather - 22/05/2014 19:24 - United States
Notebooks out, plagiarists!
By What am I doing with my life? - 22/05/2014 16:47 - United States - Aurora
Memorable
By ForgottenSarahMarshall - 22/05/2014 05:51 - United States - Aubrey
By NoMoreMeatForAYear - 21/05/2014 21:23 - New Zealand - Auckland
By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York
Differences
By Alone - 21/05/2014 11:05 - United States - Washington
What is wrong with you?
By HouseWife - 21/05/2014 02:24 - United States - Valley Park
By My__life___ - 21/05/2014 00:53 - United States - Chicago
Customer service is hell
By Helpful Smile - 20/05/2014 23:50 - United States - Davenport
By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States
By sothishappened - 20/05/2014 09:54 - United States - Joliet
By SmittyJA24 - 20/05/2014 02:38 - United States - Lewiston
By Baby eater - 20/05/2014 00:00 - United States - Clarksville
By that makes me a sad panda - 19/05/2014 21:44 - Sweden - Ume
By Anonymous - 19/05/2014 18:43 - United States - Shawnee
Goals!
By faitesdesgosses - 19/05/2014 14:27 - France - Mantes-la-ville
By BekkyLove15 - 19/05/2014 00:12 - United Kingdom - Liphook
BekkyLove15 tells us more.
Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
By LyraAlluse - 18/05/2014 23:35 - United States - Chandler
LyraAlluse tells us more.
He got stuck in one of those oddly shaped bathroom trashcans. And it was his tail end that got stuck, so he was sticking out of the trashcan like a jack-in-the-box. Because the can was oddly shaped it was hard to figure out how to get the cat free and make it as humane as possible. Also, the cat kept trying to roll around in the trash can because he thought it would help. My cat isn't the brightest crayon in the package but he is pretty funny.
By motherfuck666 - 18/05/2014 21:21 - United States - San Francisco
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So I couldn't fit the whole story into the FML, but we actually didn't have to re-stock everything (and for the record, there was a huge sale going on, so she got, like, fifty shirts). Her credit card got declined. She then tried writing a check, but her check was apparently declined (my manager had taken over the register at that point). She spent ten minutes calling her friends, who were in the mall, to get them to come and help, but none of them came, and then she tried another credit card she had, and finally it went through. It was extremely frustrating, because my manager and I missed the bus, which we needed to get home.