By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 911
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Here I sit, so broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.. Then one day I took a chance, Tried to fart but shit my pants.


We've all been there man.

Yeah um... We have?

The suppressed memories are coming back to me. Oh god, why?!

incoherentrmblr 21

"Never trust a fart." - Jack Nicolas (Bucket List)...

A relationship is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

Wizardo 33

There's just some shit you'd think you would never hear. This is the strangest FML I've actually seen.

It seems like this FML should have appeared in 'Best of the Worst'

aislinn_skye 10

Nice pun, there, buddy.

That must have stunk, sorry to hear bro.

Please tell me how you bet on a fart!

iLike2Teabag 27

You know how sometimes when you fart, a little bit comes out? Bet on whether not that happens.

Haha thanks for the info!

#10 you speak as if you have done this kind of thing

We need some elaboration.

No we don't, he shit his pants on accident. What more information could we possibly need or want?

Can I request we somehow get less information?

Too late! You cannot un-see it.


what were the rules to this game? were you going quantity over quality

This means he shit himself.

No shit, Sherlock!

Hahaha..I was waiting for this one.

Shit happens, get over it.

Never trust a fart if there is ever a question for a potentially crappy outcome.

The suppressed memories are coming back to me. Oh god, why?!