By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 926
You deserved it 17 239

Same thing different taste

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Here I sit, so broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.. Then one day I took a chance, Tried to fart but shit my pants.


The suppressed memories are coming back to me. Oh god, why?!

incoherentrmblr 21

"Never trust a fart." - Jack Nicolas (Bucket List)...

A relationship is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

Wizardo 33

There's just some shit you'd think you would never hear. This is the strangest FML I've actually seen.

It seems like this FML should have appeared in 'Best of the Worst'

aislinn_skye 10

That must have stunk, sorry to hear bro.

iLike2Teabag 27

You know how sometimes when you fart, a little bit comes out? Bet on whether not that happens.

#10 you speak as if you have done this kind of thing

No we don't, he shit his pants on accident. What more information could we possibly need or want?

Can I request we somehow get less information?

what were the rules to this game? were you going quantity over quality

Never trust a fart if there is ever a question for a potentially crappy outcome.

The suppressed memories are coming back to me. Oh god, why?!