By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
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demamcgirl16 21
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Here I sit, so broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.. Then one day I took a chance, Tried to fart but shit my pants.

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hotshot0185 15
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We've all been there man.

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Wolfparable 22
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Yeah um... We have?

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zzappe 6
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The suppressed memories are coming back to me. Oh god, why?!

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incoherentrmblr 21

"Never trust a fart." - Jack Nicolas (Bucket List)...

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lovely_mess3 15
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A relationship is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

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Wizardo 33

There's just some shit you'd think you would never hear. This is the strangest FML I've actually seen.

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pjsr 32
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It seems like this FML should have appeared in 'Best of the Worst'

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aislinn_skye 10

Nice pun, there, buddy.

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Sandsh8rk 36
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That must have stunk, sorry to hear bro.

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Kooppliii 8
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Please tell me how you bet on a fart!

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iLike2Teabag 27

You know how sometimes when you fart, a little bit comes out? Bet on whether not that happens.

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Kooppliii 8
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Haha thanks for the info!

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ProfessorMctitie 20
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#10 you speak as if you have done this kind of thing

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sstahpp 33
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We need some elaboration.

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SirMichael 13
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No we don't, he shit his pants on accident. What more information could we possibly need or want?

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Wolfparable 22
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Can I request we somehow get less information?

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mister_icicle 17
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Too late! You cannot un-see it.

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sstahpp 33
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Hahahahahaha!

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bearstyle22 11
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what were the rules to this game? were you going quantity over quality

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that1guyyy 12
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This means he shit himself.

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IWishIWasObama 12
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No shit, Sherlock!

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sstahpp 33
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Hahaha..I was waiting for this one.

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SirMichael 13
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Shit happens, get over it.

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EmoKami 21
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Never trust a fart if there is ever a question for a potentially crappy outcome.

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zzappe 6
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The suppressed memories are coming back to me. Oh god, why?!

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