By michellekel - 04/07/2009 12:10 - France

Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML
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I hardly think that's the fault of the lifeguard. Two little jellyfish in a big bay aren't a big deal, and I bet you'd be angry if they didn't let you swim because of it. FYL for being stung, but it was just bad luck, and probably the same jellyfish stinging you twice, not one from each like I think you were trying to imply. And peeing on a sting is pretty useless, vinegar works better and is less nasty.

I'm just going to go ahead and thumb you down solely because if your picture.

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Well I don't know about the lifeguards in France but i'm a lifeguard in n.y., and I went through a good amount of training.

Stung by jellyfish, what are you? Spongebob?

haha that was a good one 28 oh mannn that was a great comment lol I laughed out loud...i'm in a library tee her lol

uhm 37 lots of people get stung with some dying

I think 37 was being sarcastic

they have training? shit, i thought they just went straight in there :/ stings hurt like a bitch, south of france is full of jellies -.-

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I'm just going to go ahead and thumb you down solely because if your picture.

YDI, Baywatch should've taught you that lifeguards are all brawn and no brains.

Do you learn a lot of life lessons from Baywatch, Darth?

And that is why you do not trust lifeguards.

I hardly think that's the fault of the lifeguard. Two little jellyfish in a big bay aren't a big deal, and I bet you'd be angry if they didn't let you swim because of it. FYL for being stung, but it was just bad luck, and probably the same jellyfish stinging you twice, not one from each like I think you were trying to imply. And peeing on a sting is pretty useless, vinegar works better and is less nasty.

why would you still go in? even if theres only two

you think two jellies should be a good reason not to go swimming?

don't worry, that lifeguard is also going to get fired by his boss for falling asleep earlier

You forgot to use your common sense.