By bad luck Bianca - 17/01/2015 22:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I saw a stick in my car and picked it up to throw it out the window. The "stick" turned out to have eyes. It was a dead lizard. FML
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vikky538 28

and here I am wondering why this FML got more ydi...

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mct_1087 27

You have to wonder how a dead lizard got inside your car.

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cheeeksss 29

I am hoping you weren't driving while this happened. I know if it were me, I'd freak out and perhaps swerve off the road :

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brandoneyez1 25

Pull twigs off trees not the ground. Safest way.

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brandoneyez1 25

This was a second post about a stick in the yard. The other was dry poop.

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originaljosh 11

reread the fml it says it was in his car not the ground

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sexy28 4

#20 if you paid attention instead of trying to correct him you'd realize he was relating this fml to a previous one yesterday.

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iTzSelverZz 14

The lizard only wanted a home :(

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Smooth_Criminal 24

who knew dead animals needed a place to live?

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ThatLobster 24

Ew. Yuck op :P. This is the funniest thing I've seen all night!! I just hope you weren't driving.

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myeverydaymylife 21

I live in Australia, and trust me, there are way worser things you could pick up..

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biebahood 15

I couldn't help but notice that "worser"

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brasiliano 16

Picking on people's grammar online? I'm sorry to interrupt were you still writing? I see no punctuation at the end of you sentence.

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biebahood 15

I don't intend to nag... but I didn't know politely correcting people on the net was a crime

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R2Y2 22

It's really annoying, and conveys you have nothing better to do with your time.

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Isandri 29

@ #27 it's not like being on this site is particularly productive ;)

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JKW35 21

'You' ....

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False_Stupidity 41

Yeah, I was expecting it to be a snake or something a little more deadly.

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iwanttogotoparis 26

You got nothing on Australian wildlife, believe me, the spiders suck!!

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badgercheese94 16

I have a massive phobia of lizards and would prefer a spider :p

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badluckalex 23

hell no **** spiders... you cant die from a lizard

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squideth 18

Yes you can. Gila monster, Komodo dragon, all kinds of monitors can kill you... Also most spiders aren't especially dangerous to you unless you're allergic to their venom.

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mct_1087 27

You have to wonder how a dead lizard got inside your car.

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chinaski7628 32

My guess is that it was alive when it got in there.

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False_Stupidity 41

Yeah but you still have to wonder how it got in.

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sstahpp 33

How adorable.

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biebahood 15

how could you not recognize a "stick" with tiny limbs

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year2015 11

as stick is a limb. from a tree.

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vikky538 28

and here I am wondering why this FML got more ydi...

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whyisitincapital 25

My thoughts exactly

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Hive mind. It'll continue to get YDIs simply because it already has a bunch.

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Amama_fml 30

Sometimes I press YDI by mistake and then feel really guilty if the OP doesn't deserve it. First world problems...

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