Spooky!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 16:22 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my dad was fixing my wardrobe and pushed too hard, causing stuff to fall from the top shelves. I saw it happen with my own eyes, but he's dead-set convinced that it was some kind of poltergeist fucking with him, and now he doesn't want me to go in my room. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Your dad couldn't be more wrong. Poltergeists don't live in wardrobes. Only lions and witches do.

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marcranger 28

I would've been thrilled to have more privacy from my parents at whatever cost, OP! Keep banging on the walls and making odd moaning noises--that'll show him. ;)

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marcranger 28

I would've been thrilled to have more privacy from my parents at whatever cost, OP! Keep banging on the walls and making odd moaning noises--that'll show him. ;)

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alex_the_tiger 14

Well banging on walls and moaning could mean something else.

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steftriv 18

^^^Look at you connecting all the dots

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xninix_fml 36

@18 That's first thing I thought of when I read @1s comment lol.

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joeyl2008 29

How has he gotten more privacy?

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juliaafaulkner 15

Or OP could just sneak their girlfriend/boyfriend in and blame the poltergeist

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homesuckfucker 28

Go into your room anyways and show your father that there's nothing to worry about.

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countryb_cth 38

Until it grabs OP and flings them across the room... Then he will have something to worry about. If that happnes I would suggest burning the house down.

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JadeWinter 16

Time to call your local ghost busters!

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joeyl2008 29

Nah, time to get Sam and Dean

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JadeWinter 16

Yeah I like yours better lol

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Meettitan 14

I've got a raging clue right now!

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davidpropert 32

Mmmmm my clue's pointing to the left ;)

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CallMeBatman 15

If there's somethin' weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call?

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RoboCunnilingus 23

You better call Tyrone.

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RMP15 8

Sam and Dean

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riffehunter 16

better call Saul.

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alex_jaguara 31

Those bastards!

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Exodiafinder687 58

Your dad couldn't be more wrong. Poltergeists don't live in wardrobes. Only lions and witches do.

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MrSassypants 32

And also a shitload of coats.

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Paws_Cat 29

Don't forget about Narnia.

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PhantomFollower 20

^^Someone missed the joke.

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Meettitan 14

And that little goat man bastard that lures girls into trouble.

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ThatSlappinBass 32

And bogarts! Don't forget the bogarts!

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Lustig_Junge 16

Tell him you see dead people and you have lots of ghost friends in your house. Fuck with him if he's that gullible!

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ToxicTyrael 26

My mom's the same. I rearranged some stuff in my room and she thinks there's some spooky action going on. She won't listen to me and thinks I'm lying so she feels safe or better. FYL OP.

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boostedc 24

Your daddy is protecting you mate ?

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shinikageWolf 15

At least he didn't find your shoe box full of sex toys.

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ohSNAPyall 26

The poltergeist was ******* with him, not you.

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