By Anonymous - 13/1/2021 11:01 The Good Life Today, I live in a tiny village in the countryside. Nice and quiet, right? Wrong. The farm next door rents out their land to some kind of soil processing company. Basically, it’s like living next to a never-ending construction site that knows neither Sundays nor holidays. FML I agree, your life sucks 576 You deserved it 45 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/1/2021 13:58 - Germany - Ebersbach Shove it, lady Today, my neighbor complained that the trailers and sheds in my yard are ruining her view. The same neighbor who built her house right above my property, thereby ruining my view, and leaving not even enough space for a hedge in between. FML I agree, your life sucks 802 You deserved it 58 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/1/2021 05:00 Mr Commitment Today, after I caught my (now ex) boyfriend cheating. He told me that it isn't my business if he was seeing other woman, because we didn't had an official relationship. We have been living together in a house we bought, for two years now. FML I agree, your life sucks 1197 You deserved it 93 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/1/2021 19:59 - Germany - Neusalza-spremberg Renovations Today, after buying an old house that lacks plumbing a few weeks ago, I’m still crapping in a bucket in the barn. My two favorite Christmas gifts are still 2 pieces of rubber to dampen the noise from my new sewage pump and a used ceramic toilet bowl. FML I agree, your life sucks 591 You deserved it 288 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 20:01 - Canada Dried out Today, after spending $300 replacing a dryer and getting the vents cleaned out when our tenants complained their clothes weren't getting dry, my husband and I realized that it was actually the washing machine that was broken. FML I agree, your life sucks 656 You deserved it 226 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lukey101 - 17/12/2020 01:58 - Australia - Caboolture That took a dark turn… Today, I asked a colleague what part of town he was from. After explaining, he went on to say how much his wife loved the house and its location. That was of course until she died and soiled herself in their bed one night, which he didn't realise until the next morning. Sorry for asking. FML I agree, your life sucks 815 You deserved it 68 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington Pyrotechnics Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML I agree, your life sucks 992 You deserved it 95 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 23:01 - United States - Wilmington Home Improvement Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML I agree, your life sucks 860 You deserved it 35 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/12/2020 11:09 The old switcheroo Today, I was supposed to close on a house. Unfortunately, our lender decided that they couldn't finance us and denied us a loan, after 3 months of us digging up paperwork, saving money, and packing. Now we have to scramble to find a new place, while our insane landlady screams at us. FML I agree, your life sucks 647 You deserved it 46 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML Approved - France - Paris Student Me vs Inner Me The darkness calls... 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I arranged for the President to give a speech in Alamo, Texas. His advance crew instead notified The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas to set up the event.... I agree, your life sucks 41 You deserved it 21 1 Comments
Today, I heard my mom and my 11 years old sister talking about how being gay or bi is funny and everybody should be straight.I'm bi(14 years old) and... I agree, your life sucks 81 You deserved it 12 0 Comments
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 386 You deserved it 90 5 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 819 You deserved it 39 7 Comments