Food and Miscellaneous: Priorities

Priorities

By phones - 16/01/2015 17:09 - United States

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

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You deserved it 9 236

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 771

You deserved it 188

By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 624

You deserved it 27 470

By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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You deserved it 8 971

By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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You deserved it 2 980

By dumbbass - 24/02/2010 19:43 - Canada

Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 737

You deserved it 9 327

Late fee

By Anonymous - 22/11/2023 18:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML

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You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 08/02/2016 17:43 - Austria

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 905

You deserved it 1 788

Sorry

By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 434

You deserved it 1 198

Kitchen nightmare

By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

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You deserved it 6 689

Steve95401 49

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:08

She definitely has her priorities in order.

homesuckfucker 28

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:09

The papers are likely ruined, but try taking apart your phone and keeping it in a bag of uncooked rice. And you still have donuts!

Comments

Steve95401 49

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:08

She definitely has her priorities in order.

ProfessorMctitie 20

Saturday 17 January 2015 1:38

She defiently sounds like a hero to me

Random4Dayz 19

Saturday 17 January 2015 2:06

Not her fault you drop the glass of water you can't really blame her

ArturoRamirez 16

Saturday 17 January 2015 2:53

At #36, accidents happen and don't say that kind of thing hasn't happened to you because I'm sure it's happened to a lot of people.

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Saturday 17 January 2015 14:12

She saved the things that matter to her. What does she care about your papers and phone?

alysssssssa 16

Saturday 17 January 2015 16:00

I don't see anything that would have been more important to save.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 18 January 2015 2:52

That's a tricky one, I don't know what priority i'd give if it were me in that situation. If it were bacon, that'd be easy but donuts? Maybe chocolate coated donuts with sprinkles would be worth saving over a phone...

homesuckfucker 28

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:09

The papers are likely ruined, but try taking apart your phone and keeping it in a bag of uncooked rice. And you still have donuts!

Laylette 21

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:20

Do NOT take your phone apart. If it was in water for more than a few seconds, then carefully leaving it in uncooked rice overnight is a good idea, but be sure to not get anything jammed into the ports.

homesuckfucker 28

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:25

Really? I've heard you're supposed to take the battery out.

SkullsRules1 26

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:30

Yeah, Your only meant to take the battery out but not unscrew anything from your phone :)

MrSassypants 33

Saturday 17 January 2015 1:31

Wait, wait, wait! Your supposed to put in in rice? ****! I got to go remove my phone from the bowl of spice I put it in. Think it voids the warranty?

pirateshota 11

Saturday 17 January 2015 5:05

Silica gel also works wonders- you know those little packets that come in your shoes, jerky, etc.? They soak up moisture!

jigglypuff34 16

Saturday 17 January 2015 7:29

I heard if you put it in the microwave for a few minutes it'll dry right up. ;)

homesuckfucker 28

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:43

Okay. I thought #13 meant that you were supposed to leave the device completely sealed up, which is untrue. They probably have a newer phone that doesn't come apart without actually unscrewing or potentially breaking things.