FML : Geek, Your everyday life stories

Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat threw up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML

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By Caci Johnson - / Sunday 15 October 2017 04:30 /

Today, I was officially uninvited to a party happening this weekend. I just bought a new outfit for it. FML

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By unlucky gal - / Friday 13 October 2017 13:00 /

Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML

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By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 October 2017 20:00 /

Today, in the midst of an interview, I was asked what my best qualities are. I panicked and quickly responded that I can make a great Pikachu impression. They wanted to hear it. FML

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By Pika - / Monday 9 October 2017 01:30 /

Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML

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By Activesleeper - / Sunday 24 September 2017 11:59 / Australia - Flinders

Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML

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By "refines" - / Saturday 23 September 2017 16:00 /

Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML

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By Candy_Crushed - / Friday 8 September 2017 22:30 / United States - Mims

Today, my family thought it would be fun to replace my iPad with a better one while I slept. I had a project on there that I had been working on since the first day of school. They already wiped the old one. FML

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Renna303 Say more :

Hey, op here. So all of you are saying that I should back up my iPads. I do back it up. It automatically backs up every 3 weeks. But when I posted this, school had been in session for 2 weeks. It backed up right before school started. I was able to get most of my other stuff back but just not the project.

By IPad Loser - / Friday 8 September 2017 10:41 /

Today, while reviewing boxes of motorcycle parts, I noticed my neighbor's daughter gleefully watching me. I jokingly said, "Wanna do this?" and she let out a loud squee and got to work alone. A few hours later, the bike was ready for a test run. I had no idea how to even start building it. She's 14. FML

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By outplayed - / Friday 1 September 2017 16:00 /

Today, my first day of college, the textbooks I ordered a month in advance still haven't arrived. My first class of the semester is College Readiness. FML

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By missingno007 - / Monday 28 August 2017 07:00 / United States - Clarkesville

Paparazzi

Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML

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By iStoleTheBrownie - / Friday 25 August 2017 01:32 /

Rage Quit

Today, my older brother said that if he beat me in a game of NBA 2k17, he would get to keep my PS4. I beat him so badly that he got angry and destroyed my PlayStation. FML

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By Redsnation - / Tuesday 8 August 2017 05:02 /

#LurkerForLife

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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By - / Thursday 3 August 2017 05:00 /

Today, I was showing off the Mount Kilimanjaro tattoo that I got after climbing it. It's a silhouette of the mountain and the word "KILI" in bold. My girlfriend told her friends it was actually the Lonely Mountain from The Hobbit, and that Kili was my favorite dwarf. FML

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By Temporalvisions - / Thursday 13 July 2017 16:30 / Canada - Edmonton

Today, my phone ran out of space, so I downloaded an app to store all my photos online. After everything transferred, I deleted the 1,000+ photos from my phone, along with the "recently deleted" file since it was also taking up space. The app is now empty of all "downloaded photos". FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 7 July 2017 11:53 / United States - Quitman

Star Bores

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / Youtube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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By theDarkandtheLight - / Sunday 11 June 2017 20:00 /

Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML

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By MikeA - / Friday 9 June 2017 12:00 /

Today, I got a reply from a women who's SD card I found 2 months ago and tried to give back. Yesterday I formatted it. FML

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By Cameraman - / Thursday 1 June 2017 01:00 / Israel

Today, I got better phone reception crossing an inlet on a ferry than I normally do at my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 24 May 2017 02:00 /

Today, the toilet in the IT department basement broke and flooded the room with a foot of water. In the process, it destroyed a $7000 server and an equally expensive power supply. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 10:00 / United States - Medina

Today, my husband insists he'll be able to make a career out of playing League of Legends. He says this with only $4 in our bank account because of his last brilliant career move. FML

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By "Alittlebitiffy" - / Wednesday 26 April 2017 14:00 /

Today, in band practice, I was talking to the other guy in my section about dividing up parts and solos fairly. I showed him a chart I'd made to help us get a better idea of the parts and who had them. For some reason, he became so offended by said chart that he quit. FML

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Hi everyone, and thanks for the comments! It's actually an adult community band for people to just have an outlet without the stress or ability requirement of a higher level ensemble. We were both fairly new to the group. The guy in question is a middle-aged principal software engineer who is an amateur musician, while I am a first-year music teacher with a master's degree. Why I'm not in a professional...

By cacheson - / Wednesday 12 April 2017 11:46 /