By Gail - 5/4/2021 00:30 Missed opportunities Today, I told my wife I walked away from a £5000 bet I had a good chance at winning, because I refused to embarrass myself in public. She responded with a Star Trek reference, "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack, rule of acquisition 109." My god, I married a heartless nerd. FML I agree, your life sucks 312 You deserved it 1034 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By navi - 11/3/2021 11:01 Assumptions Today, my dad once again had to help me with my technological issues. Isn’t it usually the other way around? FML I agree, your life sucks 504 You deserved it 373 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By katw - 10/3/2021 02:01 Weirdo geek freaks out Today, I went on a first day with a guy. It went well up until he saw my phone, loudly declared that I was ‘gross’ for having an iPhone, and then stormed out. I’m on a family plan and if it were my choice, I would have got an Android. FML I agree, your life sucks 775 You deserved it 193 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/2/2021 04:01 - United States - Weyauwega Ungeeked Today, while trying to fix a corrupted USB hard drive with my wife’s computer I accidentally wiped her laptop drive instead of clearing the external drive. I’m not allowed on her computers anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 249 You deserved it 1397 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By VidyaGameCollector - Canada - Port Colborne Today, because money is a little tight, I decided to sell one of my retro video game consoles. The family member that initially gave me it to me saw the ad on Facebook and demanded I give it back to them. FML I agree, your life sucks 1872 You deserved it 745 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Today, after two years of hard work, I finished writing my novel dedicated to my father. I timed everything so that the paperback would arrive at his house just before Christmas, then I booked a flight to surprise him so I could see his reaction in person. He just texted me, my mom told him. FML I agree, your life sucks 3175 Phew, glad it wasn't me 233 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By loser Today I bought the Gold edition to a game for $90. I expected to be very good only to realize it was the same as the previous installment. I went to check the refund policy and it said that I had to have played less than 2 hours, I had 121 minutes. FML I agree, your life sucks 2460 You deserved it 941 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Oops Today, I submitted some honest negative feedback to the customer service team of all my favourite games, Today is also the day all my accounts got permanently banned from my console and I have lost all my progress. Bye bye 22 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 2702 You deserved it 929 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Floral Park Today, I found my brother sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked why, he told me Melanie was dead. Thinking he was talking about his girlfriend, I offered to take him to a grief counselor. It was there that he told us that Melanie is the name of his horse in Red Dead Redemption II. FML I agree, your life sucks 2943 You deserved it 363 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lala - United Kingdom - Dollar Today, I built a computer with 8 graphics cards that were really expensive. Yeah, they all blew up except the one that cost half the price of the rest. FML I agree, your life sucks 2479 You deserved it 937 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous That sucks Today, I bought a new vacuum cleaner after having to go several months without one. Immediately, I wanted to try it out. I must have underestimated how powerful it was, as it sucked up my socks and then broke. FML I agree, your life sucks 2407 You deserved it 914 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Barry Wom Today, my boss is out of the office and sent me an e-mail asking me to multiply two numbers together and send her the result. Apparently she doesn't know that her smartphone has a calculator app. FML I agree, your life sucks 2502 You deserved it 166 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Argh - United States - Longview Today, my boss reached a new low when, after three software upgrades, she refused to let me update the user manual that I wrote a year ago. She has also cancelled the training sessions I set up to help people learn the new software. People are asking me why I'm not doing my job anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 3242 You deserved it 161 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Binks - United States - Bonneau Today, my dad took away my Xbox because "You never do anything active." I had just run a 5K. FML I agree, your life sucks 2841 You deserved it 226 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Takegami - United States - Norge Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML I agree, your life sucks 2335 You deserved it 287 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nafypoo Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML I agree, your life sucks 3198 You deserved it 863 39 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!!! - Philippines - Pasay City Today, my mom's boyfriend's son stole from me again, this time it's my $4000 gaming laptop. I confronted them about it, and he ignored me as my mom yelled at me to "Grow up and quit my whining about toys!" When I told my buddy, he said to just beat him up. I would, if only he wasn't 10. FML I agree, your life sucks 3314 You deserved it 302 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, while buying Red Dead Redemption 2, the cashier spoiled the ending. FML I agree, your life sucks 3139 You deserved it 308 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Scapegoat Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML I agree, your life sucks 3294 You deserved it 275 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dana Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML I agree, your life sucks 1555 You deserved it 3319 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Louis - South Africa Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML I agree, your life sucks 1639 You deserved it 2852 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Katz Today, I was babysitting for a friend who develops software. After the baby was asleep, I was watching anime on my iPad. Turns out he created an app that alerts his phone whenever potential adult content streams through his internet. It was just an anime, but he's convinced I was watching porn. FML I agree, your life sucks 3150 You deserved it 406 27 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By traumatized - Canada - Joliette Today, I accidentally opened my dad's sex tape. For the second time. FML I agree, your life sucks 2544 You deserved it 2022 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lel Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML I agree, your life sucks 2921 You deserved it 223 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thanks..? Today, my dentist said I have a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML I agree, your life sucks 2257 You deserved it 211 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Heggs Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML I agree, your life sucks 3908 You deserved it 185 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Juggernaut Drive Today, my little sister got into my anime DVDs, probably thinking they were cartoons. She watched High School DXD, which isn't the best anime for a 6-year-old. Now she wants to be the Breast Dragon Emperor for Halloween and Dad is threatening to set fire to my entire collection. FML I agree, your life sucks 2565 You deserved it 1357 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lubitueh - Portugal - Carnaxide Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML I agree, your life sucks 2521 You deserved it 1113 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anerdmom Today, while dropping my son off at the bus stop before school, I went to give him a kiss on the cheek. Then, before I was able to make contact, he jumped away, yelled "PSYCH!!!!" as loud as he could, and jumped on the bus. The kids all laughed at me and the other parents looked embarrassed for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2815 You deserved it 334 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dustlander.com - United States - Provo Today, I was wrapping up a 30+ hour commission when a software bug caused my main layer to delete itself. There doesn't appear to be any way I can restore it. FML I agree, your life sucks 2387 You deserved it 319 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I took an allergy pill and discovered that I am also allergic to certain brands. FML I agree, your life sucks 16 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, after the pandemic and gaining weight and letting my hair grow out that my phone doesn't even recognize me.....FML I agree, your life sucks 10 You deserved it 4 0 Comments
Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 156 You deserved it 19 5 Comments
Today, I found out that a burglar broke into my house. Since I didn't have expensive stuff for them to steal, they took my Fleshlight. FML I agree, your life sucks 359 You deserved it 72 2 Comments