By Anonymous - / Sunday 18 November 2018 05:00 /

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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By Scapegoat - / Saturday 17 November 2018 13:30 /

Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML

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By Dana - / Friday 16 November 2018 15:30 /

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By Louis - / Thursday 15 November 2018 13:00 / South Africa

Today, I was babysitting for a friend who develops software. After the baby was asleep, I was watching anime on my iPad. Turns out he created an app that alerts his phone whenever potential adult content streams through his internet. It was just an anime, but he's convinced I was watching porn. FML

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By Katz - / Sunday 11 November 2018 14:00 /

World

Canada

Today, I accidentally opened my dad's sex tape. For the second time. FML

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By traumatized - / Saturday 10 November 2018 21:00 / Canada - Joliette

Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML

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By lel - / Tuesday 6 November 2018 13:30 /

Today, my dentist said I have a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML

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By thanks..? - / Saturday 3 November 2018 17:30 /

Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML

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By Heggs - / Wednesday 31 October 2018 17:30 /

Today, my little sister got into my anime DVDs, probably thinking they were cartoons. She watched High School DXD, which isn't the best anime for a 6-year-old. Now she wants to be the Breast Dragon Emperor for Halloween and Dad is threatening to set fire to my entire collection. FML

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By Juggernaut Drive - / Wednesday 31 October 2018 05:00 /

World

Portugal

Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML

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By Lubitueh - / Friday 19 October 2018 02:00 / Portugal - Carnaxide

Today, while dropping my son off at the bus stop before school, I went to give him a kiss on the cheek. Then, before I was able to make contact, he jumped away, yelled "PSYCH!!!!" as loud as he could, and jumped on the bus. The kids all laughed at me and the other parents looked embarrassed for me. FML

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By anerdmom - / Thursday 18 October 2018 14:00 /

Today, I was wrapping up a 30+ hour commission when a software bug caused my main layer to delete itself. There doesn't appear to be any way I can restore it. FML

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By dustlander.com - / Tuesday 16 October 2018 07:30 / United States - Provo

Today, I was working on my laptop when the screen suddenly turned red. I was shocked since it's not that old, but my insurance just expired. On my way to the service I was thinking, "At least my car works!" Well... A few hours later, my car broke. FML

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By Murphy's law - / Saturday 13 October 2018 13:30 /

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By Oh no - / Saturday 13 October 2018 03:00 /

Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML

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By Double Standard - / Friday 12 October 2018 08:30 / United States - Menasha

Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML

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By - / Tuesday 2 October 2018 03:00 /

Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML

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By Bluetooth Connection - / Monday 1 October 2018 03:00 /

Today, I was hungover and had to run to put the rubbish out for the bin lorry, only I was so hungover I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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By Anonymous - / Sunday 30 September 2018 12:00 /

Today, after months of hurtful and derogatory remarks from matches, I had to add the line "Not trans, just ugly." to my Tinder bio. FML

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By Single forever I guess - / Sunday 30 September 2018 05:00 /

World

Denmark

Today, I had a one night stand. While lying next to him afterwards, he nervously said, "Listen, I, uh... I bought this when I was drunk." I wasn't really sure what he referred to until I realized: the bed sheets. The Twilight bed sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 29 September 2018 22:00 / Denmark

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML

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By hunterchik - / Saturday 29 September 2018 15:30 /

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

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By geekyteendisaster - / Tuesday 25 September 2018 07:30 / United States - Littleton

Today, I replaced the battery in a closet’s electronic keypad door lock, and I accidentally locked myself inside. My family was traveling, so I had to call a neighbor. He got me out, but took pictures and posted to social media. FML

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By Scooter - / Tuesday 25 September 2018 05:00 /

Today, I was on my Wheel of Time fanfiction roleplay chatting seductively with my virtual lover while taking a break from doing some work, only to realize that I had accidentally sent the revenue report to my fellow fanfiction lover and used magic to undress my boss. FML

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By Helena - / Tuesday 25 September 2018 03:00 /

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - / Friday 21 September 2018 05:00 /

Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 September 2018 22:10 /

Today, my neighbour's kitten got run over, so I bought her chocolate as comfort food. When I gave it to her she joked, "Now I'm going to get fat." It was at that moment that my brain stepped out and my mouth took over and I heard myself say, "You deserve it!" FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 September 2018 13:00 /

Today, my dad demanded that I break up with my cheating boyfriend. With that revelation, I did some investigating on my own. The other woman is apparently my boyfriend's "cute little" Marshadow that slaughtered my dad's "godlike" Incineroar in a 3DS battle they had. FML

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By Daughter of a Dork - / Friday 14 September 2018 17:30 / United States - New York

Today, I was watching anime in my room when my mom walked in with fresh laundry. It would've been fine at literally any other moment, but the scene on at the time involved girls groping each other in a hot spring. Now she's accusing me of being in cartoon porn. FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 14 September 2018 09:00 / United States - Bellerose

They are humans !

		Nickname
		AtyapNc
		gunner93
		devilis
		Chadi23
		wishigo
		Dondado
		carangue11
		87715436197
		ALEK1403
		peacenono

Game Ranking

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Zombie

#	Nickname	Bites
1	MysteryGuitarMan	447
2	whatshername?!	441
3	im365sostressed	7
4	CaseyR	4
5	whitneymorgan121	0
6	cowgirl447	0
7	hahayourface_	0
8	iamnotadude	0
9	lilben_fml	0
10	FreeBird3	0
#	Total	899

vampire

#	Nickname	Bites
1	newbiemalestr8	2600
2	BadAtPuns	1457
3	Ashamed_Sister	1000
4	abigiggles	220
5	hellsingthecreator93	183
6	Dave_Davington	135
7	EclipticaLibra	120
8	Vaella	81
9	Callyn	49
10	xsandra	45
#	Total	6191