By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France
By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France
By pompomkiwi - 24/12/2013 06:09 - United States - Portland
By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 11:00 - United States - Chicago
By newsgirl - 16/07/2009 04:22 - United States
By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel
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By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris
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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 02:00 - United States - Kent
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By psuedodragon - 21/05/2013 17:20 - Canada - Regina
Funny you should mention zombie attacks... The reason I was late was because I slept through my alarm after a particularly intense, long weekend, zombie survival prep camp (basically a lot of running in between short classes on survival skills for three days). I know I shouldn't have been speeding, but it was important enough that the $135 would have been worth paying... y'know, if they hadn't forgotten to tell me it was cancelled...
By Anonymous - 13/05/2014 19:23 - Canada - Charlottetown
By blahdyblahblah33 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By quickit - 05/12/2014 17:14 - United States - Rochester
Hey you guys it's OP. Reading some of the comments have made me laugh a lot! But allow me to shed some light on the situation. So I was just entering into my third week of working at Mc Donald's when this happened. An old woman noticed the two teens go into the play structure and reported it to us. We have a strict policy that children over the age of twelve aren't allowed into the play place. Part of that reason is due to size. Anyways after trying to convince the kids to come out my manager told me to go up there and get them out. I could barely fit into the structure but they came out shortly after. It ended with both of them being banned from that restaurant and their parents being called to pick them up. I'm only working there part time because I am a student but I hope I don't have to do anything too crazy like this again.
By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 21:02 - Australia - Brisbane
By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 14:56 - United States
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By BadLuck - 27/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Milwaukee
By Anonymous - 19/01/2014 21:08 - Canada - Prince Albert
By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 13:20 - Spain
By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States
By MisterGasMoney - 13/04/2014 17:08 - United States - Poughkeepsie
My laundry room has been paid for, not by their mom, but by her husband, who I've known since middle school. I guess one of the kids told him about it, and I got a text apologizing and saying he would cover it! Problem Solved!
By rawr_fml001 - 11/05/2012 23:50 - Canada - Brampton
By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada
By Irreverend - 23/07/2013 04:23 - United States - Mchenry
I talk to customers on the phone. People wear shorts and printed t-shirts to work. Several people walk around without shoes - including one of the owners. I, on the other hand, tend to dress up a bit. Image isn't the issue. This is the same place where, over 20 years ago, I decided to wear a skirt one day and one of the owners commented "she does have legs!"
By kittykat033 - 08/03/2014 17:19 - United States - Honolulu
By kiki - 25/05/2009 01:35 - United States
By leem - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Belgium - Zoersel
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ha thanks for all the comments, I never thought that it would actually be published. To all those comments asking what I did, they were all mad because I was the only one who got a Christmas bonus, and this was only because I had way more hours put in then the rest of them. And too the comment who said I should try to get them to loose I'm gonna do that!