Money: Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 21:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML

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SinfulTragedy 19

Sunday 16 March 2014 1:48

The 'stache got game. Can't compete with that.

kayydb7 14

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Sunday 16 March 2014 1:48

He's had more experience. He knows exactly what to say to pick up a woman.

Nederlander95 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 1:48

He's probably got more swag than you

ironichalibut 24

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Sunday 16 March 2014 2:10

Or OP simply wasn't trying very hard. Dad with the Stache is probably well versed in trying hard.

NoMore_CoolNames 14

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Sunday 16 March 2014 2:46

"He is probably got more swag than you"????

hashshim 23

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Sunday 16 March 2014 4:07

#22 I'm sure that #1 was contracting he and has, not he and is.

glabberfasted 16

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Sunday 16 March 2014 5:15

22 - Seriously? It's "he has"

ironichalibut 24

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Sunday 16 March 2014 5:30

Seriously FML? I was trying to be a dick in my last comment. Is that really what gets up votes nowadays? Yet when I make jokes in good-hearted fun, they're down voted? FMK community, y u no make sense?!

ironichalibut 24

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Sunday 16 March 2014 8:12

I'll try harder next time 40, just for you. Being a dick is hard for someone normally as nice as me.

adamo_erebus 26

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Sunday 16 March 2014 11:37

OP's dad sounds uncannily like one of my university professors...

aimzskee 30

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Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:37

One should never use the word swag when being serious.

SinfulTragedy 19

Sunday 16 March 2014 1:48

The 'stache got game. Can't compete with that.

kayydb7 14

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Sunday 16 March 2014 1:48

He's had more experience. He knows exactly what to say to pick up a woman.

IloveToLaugh143 21

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Sunday 16 March 2014 9:13

Or, he promised to buy her something if he won the bet. I guess either way is pretty effective.

GEBEH 14

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Sunday 16 March 2014 11:27

I need these magic words capable of sweaping any woman of her feet, do you possess the knowledge required?

superpoptart 24

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Sunday 16 March 2014 13:56

48 - "u want sum fuk?"

Rallred32 20

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Sunday 16 March 2014 14:49

Like "hey, wanna get in my van?"

kayydb7 14

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Monday 17 March 2014 17:02

"You come here often?"

cnewton84 28

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Sunday 16 March 2014 1:48

Don't underestimate Pedos. They might surprise you

cyttex 13

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Monday 17 March 2014 2:43

In more ways than one?

harrypotter955 19

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Sunday 16 March 2014 1:50

If he's a pedo, you should find out how old the girl is...

harrypotter955 19

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Sunday 16 March 2014 1:53

Sorry I read that wrong.

blcksocks 19

Sunday 16 March 2014 1:50

Maybe he paid someone 50 bucks to pretend as his GF.. $50 profit :)

OhWhoCares 42

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Sunday 16 March 2014 4:22

That was my first thought, LOL. He might've paid her...does this count as prostitution?

warsun 27

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Monday 17 March 2014 6:36

I thought that was for sex?

blinked_281 29

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Sunday 16 March 2014 1:50

There's a chance he might've lied and this girl is just one of his old friends you've never met. But he is older, so he probably knows a bit more about picking up the ladies