By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 21:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
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SinfulTragedy 19

The 'stache got game. Can't compete with that.

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kayydb7 14

He's had more experience. He knows exactly what to say to pick up a woman.

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Nederlander95 14

He's probably got more swag than you

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ironichalibut 24

Or OP simply wasn't trying very hard. Dad with the Stache is probably well versed in trying hard.

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

"He is probably got more swag than you"????

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hashshim 23

#22 I'm sure that #1 was contracting he and has, not he and is.

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ironichalibut 24

Seriously FML? I was trying to be a dick in my last comment. Is that really what gets up votes nowadays? Yet when I make jokes in good-hearted fun, they're down voted? FMK community, y u no make sense?!

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ironichalibut 24

I'll try harder next time 40, just for you. Being a dick is hard for someone normally as nice as me.

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adamo_erebus 26

OP's dad sounds uncannily like one of my university professors...

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aimzskee 30

One should never use the word swag when being serious.

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SinfulTragedy 19

The 'stache got game. Can't compete with that.

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kayydb7 14

He's had more experience. He knows exactly what to say to pick up a woman.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

Or, he promised to buy her something if he won the bet. I guess either way is pretty effective.

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GEBEH 14

I need these magic words capable of sweaping any woman of her feet, do you possess the knowledge required?

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cnewton84 28

Don't underestimate Pedos. They might surprise you

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harrypotter955 19

If he's a pedo, you should find out how old the girl is...

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blcksocks 19

Maybe he paid someone 50 bucks to pretend as his GF.. $50 profit :)

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OhWhoCares 42

That was my first thought, LOL. He might've paid her...does this count as prostitution?

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blinked_281 29

There's a chance he might've lied and this girl is just one of his old friends you've never met. But he is older, so he probably knows a bit more about picking up the ladies

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Retrokitty 9

We all have different opinions on what's attractive. Just because you don't think his look is attractive, doesn't mean others think the same.

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

Our fathers know things we don't, learn from him.

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