By Bob /
Tuesday 22 November 2011 18:06 /
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popcynical
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Ydi for not saying anything.
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JiggaJayZ
| 16
Potty mouth!
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JiggaJayZ
| 16
Potty mouth!
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rnbz
| 0
Don't get pissy(;
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amanda_say_whutt
| 9
I dunno about you, but I would of straight up said something. That's nasty.
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pie29302930
| 0
Fucking sue them, then find a new dentist. Lmao
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bulgeinmypants
| 0
Cuz you were talking shit
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rallets
| 22
youre in trouble
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lilemmy55
| 10
I woulda slapped a hoe .
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tellithowitis
| 13
SOUNDS LIKE UR-INE TROUBLE!!!!
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akg98
| 13
Omg!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwww! :p
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tjv3
| 9
YDI if you didn't say something
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leogirl95
| 12
Oh my god, that's disgusting...sue them!
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blackheart24
| 10
I totally woulda said something to that bitch. That's fuckin nasty.
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XenaWP
| 6
The people who are saying "sue them" are idiots.. Yes she should have washed her hands, but OP should have said something. Maybe you could bring it up with the main practitioner to reinforce hygiene procedures. No need to try and take down a whole company because of one incident/person. Those that are sue-happy don't think of the repercussions for others in that surgery..
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DryHumor
| 4
What does disease taste like?
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JayBear14
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159- Pee is sterile last I heard. Unless the woman has some type of disease that can be passed through urine.
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topie_fml
| 6
Please tell me that you had an orbit afterwards.
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Ferretface
| 13
160- Urban legend.
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monkeys1315
| 0
I think it is sterile until it hits oxygen or something like that
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FarSide
| 22
It's not the smell that will give you AIDS.
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189- No. Urine is sterile.
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longlostgirl
| 4
That is fuckin nasty
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Sathian
| 0
Everyone, go to http://first-world-problems.com/. It's pretty much the same site. Honestly, it's pathetic that you guys complain about small problems most of the time. I understand that some of the posts are serious problems but there was one like, "My husband threw a snowball at me when I was on the toilet." Really? You'll get over it in 5 minutes. Man the fuck up and stop complaining.
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Penises_are_fun
| 0
Everyone, go to http://first-world-problems.com/. It's pretty much the same site. Honestly, it's pathetic that you guys complain about small problems most of the time. I understand that some of the posts are serious problems but there was one like, "My husband threw a snowball at me when I was on the toilet." Really? You'll get over it in 5 minutes. Man the fuck up and stop complaining.
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Penises_are_fun
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Everyone, go to http://first-world-problems.com/. It's pretty much the same site. Honestly, it's pathetic that you guys complain about small problems most of the time. I understand that some of the posts are serious problems but there was one like, "My husband threw a snowball at me when I was on the toilet." Really? You'll get over it in 5 minutes. Man the fuck up and stop complaining.
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Penises_are_fun
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Everyone, go to http://first-world-problems.com/. It's pretty much the same site. Honestly, it's pathetic that you guys complain about small problems most of the time. I understand that some of the posts are serious problems but there was one like, "My husband threw a snowball at me when I was on the toilet." Really? You'll get over it in 5 minutes. Man the fuck up and stop complaining.
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blaackandprouud
| 20
That's nasty
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My_Sweet_Shadow
| 4
Pee is sterile she was just using it to clean off the gloves after dealing with your dirty mouth! This really should read "Today, I put my dentist through hell due to me not properly taking care of my oral hygiene. FHL" ^.^
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whoopdydoop69
| 6
Bear Grylls would be in heaven if this happened to him
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herpitydurteedur
| 0
Pee may be sterile, but last I checked vaginal fluids and sweat weren't :/
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bamagrl410
| 31
It's ironic that I'm sitting in the chair at the dentist while reading this. Now I'm slightly afraid...
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ZebcoGirl
| 0
Ahh hell no. I wouldnt have let her get anywhere near me with those hands. Thats disgusting. I cant believe OP would even let her finish doing his teeth when he knew that..
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tommon11
| 0
I bet you had a crappy time.
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fakedsincerity
| 32
pee is only sterile until it hits the air.
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magnetic_aura
| 26
Pee is not sterile, unfortunately!
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Lo0o0o0oveMe
| 11
Nasty bro, FYL indeed
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4everblackjack
| 10
Ugh agree, couldn't you have told her to wash her hands? :3
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Cleao18317
| 11
Gloves....
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Lanceeden
| 12
I wonder if op got a boner.
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Dontstealmyname
| 11
A boner from gloves that smell like pee? I think not, unless OP is into some weird fetish. Still.. Ew.
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Lanceeden
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I'm making a reference to a recent fml. I agree. That would be abnormal to become sexually aroused at urine covered latex inside ones mouth.
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hutch66
| 13
Op kind of deserves it for not saying anything though.
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TheDeadlyTurtle
| 7
Maybe OP is the guy who was licking the dental assistants fingers who was wearing flavored gloves and she was doing it as revenge?
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dav3800
| 7
I know what I'm asking next time I go to the dentists.
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emilymac420
| 0
Who doesn't love someone who corrects what they aren't sure of!?
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YOUareALLretards
| 1
That's because taste is something like 70% or higher smell
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kieran247
| 0
Everyone, go to http://first-world-problems.com/. It's pretty much the same site. Honestly, it's pathetic that you guys complain about small problems most of the time. I understand that some of the posts are serious problems but there was one like, "My husband threw a snowball at me when I was on the toilet." Really? You'll get over it in 5 minutes. Man the fuck up and stop complaining.
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Meme1988
| 18
Here is an idea..
Why didn't YOU ask her to change her gloves?
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LittleAngel12
| 5
Sorry Op that really sucks
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
Mmm mmm good?
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npnptracking
| 7
No..just no
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afulks78
| 11
Not funny.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Dude. That's gross.
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SouthernKiller
| 4
Toally Funny
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Lo0o0o0oveMe
| 11
Tasted like piss. Obviously.
DERP
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me_gusta_eso
| 1
Go stand in a corner, and think about what you just said.
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taytay6510
| 6
Weren't you taught proper manners...your mother must be so ashamed.
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valdancer99
| 0
What did it taste like?
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macy143
| 0
Im gunna take a wild guess here and say.. Pee?
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valdancer99
| 0
I don't recall knowing the taste of pee. Maybe that's just me.
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CoteDePablo
| 0
Macy got burned.
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macy143
| 0
Well if you asked Bob from Texas what her hand tasted like, he would probably say pee too!!!!
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OMGIFOUNDWALDO
| 6
You can ask Bear Grylls how pee tastes like too you know ;)
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MyMilkShake2Yard
| 0
Well they are always free...
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
^^ lol you saw that episode too? :)
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MrsWojtowicz
| 16
Did you know that when you smell things, you're actually tasting them too? For instance, in preschool, they had us chew on an apple and smell cinnamon, which resulted in the flavor of cinnamon apples.
Yeah. . . Think of that next time you smell someone's fart. ;)
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Nutty4Muffs
| 3
Did you guys also see the one where he whacks off in to a snake skin and drinks it? Now that's mmm mmm good.
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j_cat187
| 19
#53 Your mom tasted like head cheese
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me_gusta_eso
| 1
Yeah but I think common sense tell us that pee doesn't taste very good? Maybe that's just me.
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spazticdonkey
| 0
Haha like fresh baby's
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starfish7
| 18
Maybe she was doing something else ;)
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FeroniaMoonscyth
| 2
Jeebus. Thanks pal - you took away my appetite. Bleccchhhh
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popcynical
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Ydi for not saying anything.
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Rachel1987
| 4
I agree
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evilplatypus
| 34
Thirded
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StopDropNRoll
| 11
But it's hard to say something with a hand in your mouth. Also what if he was numbed out its hard to talk when you can't feel half your face
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Marcella1016
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To everyone else except 65 - exactly
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ImaginaryFoe
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Have you never been to a dentist, 65? You can put up a finger and the dentist / hygienist / orthodontist will stop. Also, numbing doesn't interfere with talking all that much.
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emilymac420
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65- if someone had pis hands in your mouth, I'm pretty positive you're going to make your mouth open no matter how hard..
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StopDropNRoll
| 11
True it's cause the last time I went to the dentist my mouth was all retarded an I had a hard time rising. But I was able to talk -_-
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RawrGoesTheDino4
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I just got my braces tightened and your aloud to make a noise raise a finger etc.. And the orthodontist will stop and ask you what's wrong and they only numb your mouth fro actually putting on the brackets not for tightening
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Checker
| 20
It's pretty hard to speak with a hand in your mouth
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Checker
| 20
I did not notice this was already said, so I thumb myself down in disgrace
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Checker
| 20
I did not notice this was already said, so I thumb myself down in disgrace
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docscientist
| 9
130 - there are other ways to get attention and communicate, if it bothered op enough, and/or if op had a backbone, he would've tried.
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KRS_13
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OP probably tried but she had her hands in their mouth. We've all been to the dentist at least once (most likely right?) and we know it's hard to talk with hands in your mouth.
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RawrGoesTheDino4
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274 there's alternate methods to communicating at a dentist orthodontist
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hugs1976
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And as everyone else is saying, OP could have raised a finger or hand to signal to the dentist to stop. I don't know a dentist out there that wouldn't allow the patient to tell them something is uncomfortable. OP may not have had the guts to make the dentist change their gloves.
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Outsider_77
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Were you pissed?
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ItsTheKing
| 8
Probably. Why would op have to take that shit.
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RetardedChipmunk
| 7
I think you missed the pun...
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verredoh
| 4
I think YOU missed his pun
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detroitsucks247
| 3
I think you missed HIS SARCASM (all of you)
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bearnblue
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Gleek on her by "accident"
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builditbetter09
| 3
-_- lame
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chickenwalrus
| 14
no... piss on her on purpose!
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kkbaby3
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i love you like a love song baby
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oh_your_god
| 15
It makes me want to throw up on her.. On purpose.
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rayrayray23
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103- I don't like love songs....
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JiggaJayZ
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Why does mainstream music have to be such garbage?????? WHY!!!???
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Mewzakuro240
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161- SOME PEOPLE WANNA FILL THE WORLD WITH SILLY LOVE SONGS!
And what's wrong with that? I'd like to know. Cause here I go...
*could actually do the rest, and won't.*
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Blueglasscup
| 17
That's fucking disgusting. I hope you filed a complaint.
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beagle351
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I would too. If I asked for the bubblegum flavor and got pee instead, I would have some strong words for the owner.
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sailoroftheseas
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ha second hand piss
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monkeybanana
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1- hahaha :)
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RetardedChipmunk
| 7
Did you know that you can comment on other comments?
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belkinbra
| 12
How?
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BluuGirl
| 4
Why didn't you say anything?!
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