By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina
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By JefferyLillie - 07/01/2015 08:31 - United States - Fargo

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By quickit - 05/12/2014 17:14 - United States - Rochester
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Hey you guys it's OP. Reading some of the comments have made me laugh a lot! But allow me to shed some light on the situation. So I was just entering into my third week of working at Mc Donald's when this happened. An old woman noticed the two teens go into the play structure and reported it to us. We have a strict policy that children over the age of twelve aren't allowed into the play place. Part of that reason is due to size. Anyways after trying to convince the kids to come out my manager told me to go up there and get them out. I could barely fit into the structure but they came out shortly after. It ended with both of them being banned from that restaurant and their parents being called to pick them up. I'm only working there part time because I am a student but I hope I don't have to do anything too crazy like this again.
By anon - 05/12/2014 15:44 - United States - Georgetown
By has an old monitor - 05/12/2014 14:00 - Germany - Berlin
He and I both came from a bad back rounds. He turned some what out like his father. I've seen him him it women but never like beat them. We're as I turned out like my step dad.