Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
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amazinemo578
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what? that's romantic
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spady62287
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WIN!
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iRyanJr
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Atleast he didn't say 'get me a sandwich bitch'.
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takrushi
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he's a keeper
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LoganBballin16
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this guy is so funny!!refering to op here! lol
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babyale760
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you should of just gave him head OP.
I mean in the moonlight...come on who can say no to that. lol
I mean in the moonlight...come on who can say no to that. lol
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xBangOut
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I actually lol'd :D
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allenrotstein
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Your BF is a win!
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Bman54
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That's what he should have said!
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biass
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Oh my god, that shit is halarious. He should honestly be a comedian or something if he says funny stuff on that level often. LOL, LMFAO, ROFL.
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madarchod
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awesome FML
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pcakewafflebacon
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three dick moon t shirt?
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jazmixer
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that is the second most romantic thing I've seen. first was when I asked my girl to do some anal play down by the ocean while she gave me head.
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italianboy_fml
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36 u r hot
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chuchurocket
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1 has nice pic
and I love your bf, I'd suck his dick in the moonlight
and I love your bf, I'd suck his dick in the moonlight
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missmurderx
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hi. italianboy?
I hope you realize you just made a homosexual comment. c;
I hope you realize you just made a homosexual comment. c;
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LightningLadyy
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Ahhhh that's great! (;
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mikeyb102
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Hell yeah haha
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persianlovaaa691
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hahahhahaha
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agentx52
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123, you're an idiot. The picture of that girl is not of that user. Read the shirt. "I
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amazinemo578
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what? that's romantic
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kdkorz
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I thought that was kind of funny...
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amazinemo578
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it is and romantic
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keilanclarke
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agreed.
and on a serious not, this guy is a legend.
and on a serious not, this guy is a legend.
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keilanclarke
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note*
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
Ugh. Yes, the guy was kidding. Why don't people (below) have a sense of humour?
At least he tried! Can't blame a guy for tryin'...
At least he tried! Can't blame a guy for tryin'...
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swalch43
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hahahahahahahah that us probly the funniest fml I've ever read
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girlygurl690
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I love ur boyfriend
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fatman217
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wow he has an amazing sex life if he's girl sucks he's dick after he said that
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gabii1fred
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hahaha your boyfriend is my hero xD
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shinshoku13
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Haha
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spady62287
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WIN!
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xXSweetNightmare
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Heh,
She's got a boyfriend with a sense of humor at least. :D
She's got a boyfriend with a sense of humor at least. :D
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purplegee
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I second that. Total win!
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glitterbabe224
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i agree.
complete win.(:
complete win.(:
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eternalsunlight
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Hahahaha! This is hilarious!!! Literally made me laugh out loud!!!
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sydney184829
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That was on ifunny.
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suprmidgt
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well said sir!
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Macromartyr
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Haha avid FML reader you are
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hunterman
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nice. i wonder if his name is big bob
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XZero_fml
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well played sir! well played indeed!
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spade1997
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lmfao
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cookiemonsterinc
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EPIC WIN lmao. sorry maybe you need a better bf
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MdoAngel
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exactly. haha
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LittleBritt
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indeed! well played in my opinion ;D
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TheRetardedApple
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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5t3ff1k4h
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...She says, as she admits her age and what she would do to her boyfriend.
Kid, you don't even know the definition of 'slut' if you don't think that's not slutty.
Kid, you don't even know the definition of 'slut' if you don't think that's not slutty.
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Freeze_fml
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Yeah, not slutty at all.
Teenage mother coming up.
Teenage mother coming up.
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5t3ff1k4h
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If you don't think that's slutty* Oops. My bad.
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penguinazul
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Her username is "TheRetardedApple"...
But to get on topic:
OP: BAHAHAHA. You have a wonderful and funny boyfriend! You better suck his dick in the moonlight and LIKE IT.
And also: You know, I've noticed a lot of very private scenarios of people's intimate time with their significant others on here. I often wonder if that said significant other knows that their boyfriend/girlfriend is posting their derp moments on the internet for everyone to see. I also wonder what happens when boyfriend/girlfriend finds out that their significant other is posting their personal life for everyone to see. I mean, it may be written as anonymous (like in this scenario) but that doesn't mean OP's boyfriend does not remember this moment. I know *my* guy would probably be quite upset if I posted some of the things he said/did on here. I know this is the internet and people don't give a shit about each other or their privacy, but it's really just a thought I'm sharing -- I'm wondering if other people think about the same thing.
But to get on topic:
OP: BAHAHAHA. You have a wonderful and funny boyfriend! You better suck his dick in the moonlight and LIKE IT.
And also: You know, I've noticed a lot of very private scenarios of people's intimate time with their significant others on here. I often wonder if that said significant other knows that their boyfriend/girlfriend is posting their derp moments on the internet for everyone to see. I also wonder what happens when boyfriend/girlfriend finds out that their significant other is posting their personal life for everyone to see. I mean, it may be written as anonymous (like in this scenario) but that doesn't mean OP's boyfriend does not remember this moment. I know *my* guy would probably be quite upset if I posted some of the things he said/did on here. I know this is the internet and people don't give a shit about each other or their privacy, but it's really just a thought I'm sharing -- I'm wondering if other people think about the same thing.
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Freeze_fml
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Should be obvious.
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5t3ff1k4h
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192 - *facepalm*
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5t3ff1k4h
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I think it's blatantly obvious how that's slutty, as Freeze said. Do I really need to elaborate?
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katelyn92507
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I don't think that's really "slutty" as long as you're in a committed relationship, but I think that 14's definitely too young..
Jesus, how do people have time to squeeze a little bit of childhood into their lifetimes like this?
I thought that 14's when you're supposed to be kissing boys and stuff-- you have your whole lifetime to blow them, why not slow down..?
Jesus, how do people have time to squeeze a little bit of childhood into their lifetimes like this?
I thought that 14's when you're supposed to be kissing boys and stuff-- you have your whole lifetime to blow them, why not slow down..?
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5t3ff1k4h
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It's not admission of defeat if the answer's right in front of your face. The only times you're able to prove me wrong is when I actually say the words "you're right" or you have facts to prove mine wrong, which you don't.
Let me ask you this? How is a 14 year old going down on her boyfriend NOT slutty? Her age is a good factor in this question. From the way she's worded her post, it seems like she's very eager to tell the world about it. Most people aren't... why is it, then, that she feels its appropriate to announce what she does behind presumably closed doors to the world? Mind you, it's not as slutty as it could be, but it's still slutty.
Let me ask you this? How is a 14 year old going down on her boyfriend NOT slutty? Her age is a good factor in this question. From the way she's worded her post, it seems like she's very eager to tell the world about it. Most people aren't... why is it, then, that she feels its appropriate to announce what she does behind presumably closed doors to the world? Mind you, it's not as slutty as it could be, but it's still slutty.
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5t3ff1k4h
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Pen - That's true. Thank you. But then how can he tell me I'm wrong if we're both right? I wasn't thinking about the dictionary definition; I was thinking about the more common definition that we've all accepted, as you know.
Also, we don't know what else she does. She could be promiscuous.
Also, we don't know what else she does. She could be promiscuous.
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Freeze_fml
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pendatik - its*
Tsk, tsk.
Tsk, tsk.
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5t3ff1k4h
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Please take a chill pill; there are several out there, so you can take your pick. I did support my statement with valid evidence. Last time I checked, I didn't refuse to give an answer. I simply said the answer is blatantly obvious. Since you continued to whine, I wrote the answer and my views in my previous post, which I'm sure you've read. We are both right; did you not see Pen's comment?
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5t3ff1k4h
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You honestly need to go to sleep, take some meds, something. Usually, though somewhat harsh, your comments are decent enough that they don't make you seem like a total douchebag. Apparently, that's not true lately.
"If you use defintion 2b from there, you're right." So, that means we're both right. I thought this would have been settled, since neither one of us were told we're wrong (well, except me since you think you're better than everyone. Methinks it's time for you to be knocked down a few pegs...). I used the definition everyone else uses in a common conversation while you had the stick up your ass and decided to be all technical, when everyone already knows what the hell I'm talking about. You just decided to stir the shit like an immature little boy.
Finally, we're both right. I'm sorry you have to share your undeserved victory, but deal with it.
"If you use defintion 2b from there, you're right." So, that means we're both right. I thought this would have been settled, since neither one of us were told we're wrong (well, except me since you think you're better than everyone. Methinks it's time for you to be knocked down a few pegs...). I used the definition everyone else uses in a common conversation while you had the stick up your ass and decided to be all technical, when everyone already knows what the hell I'm talking about. You just decided to stir the shit like an immature little boy.
Finally, we're both right. I'm sorry you have to share your undeserved victory, but deal with it.
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penguinazul
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Why do y'all care so much? The girl is a slut or she isn't. If she is, she'll get what's coming to her. If she's not, she'll carry on without a care in the world, like you people should be doing regardless of whether she's a slut or not. What difference does it make? There's no use getting all worked up over whether some stupid 14 year old little girl is being promiscuous or not. It doesn't affect you (unless she's your little sister or something), so you shouldn't worry about it.
Why can't we all just get along!
Why can't we all just get along!
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Freeze_fml
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These "caving to social terms" led to the definition of most of the words in the dictionary. If that weren't the case, "gay" wouldn't mean homosexual.
"if youre not going to answer it, im taking it as an admission of defeat."
Sweet man. Me too. Glad we are on the same page here about last time.
"if youre not going to answer it, im taking it as an admission of defeat."
Sweet man. Me too. Glad we are on the same page here about last time.
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5t3ff1k4h
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Well said, Pen.
Penguin - Because OC has to argue with everyone, whether he's right or wrong.
Penguin - Because OC has to argue with everyone, whether he's right or wrong.
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penguinazul
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Well, I think OC is the true slut here. *gasp*
JUST KIDDING!
JUST KIDDING!
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5t3ff1k4h
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OC - You don't see the term slut as an insult, yet the minute anyone uses the word, you fly off the handle. Something's not quite right with that.
Also, I'm not bitter. I'm simply pointing out the fact that you compulsively argue with anyone you can. Every post I see written by you is part of an argument over something. I KNOW I'm not wrong all the time. However, you seem to think I am. Do you have something against me?
Also, I'm not bitter. I'm simply pointing out the fact that you compulsively argue with anyone you can. Every post I see written by you is part of an argument over something. I KNOW I'm not wrong all the time. However, you seem to think I am. Do you have something against me?
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5t3ff1k4h
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But that's just language for you. It's not going to change just because you throw a hissy fit and think it shouldn't be that way.
You really need to get off your high horse. I'm done this conversation. I've proved my point; it's not an incorrect usage, and you're not god.
Oh, and by the way, I can comment on what I believe you do because I haven't seen anything different. I'm not going to assume "good" comments are out there if I haven't seen them.
Good day.
You really need to get off your high horse. I'm done this conversation. I've proved my point; it's not an incorrect usage, and you're not god.
Oh, and by the way, I can comment on what I believe you do because I haven't seen anything different. I'm not going to assume "good" comments are out there if I haven't seen them.
Good day.
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Cinn_fml
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Whoa, calm down. This has gone a bit beyond the original argument.
Chaos - Steph was using a slang term, that doesn't make her stupid. Slang terms might not be dictionary defined, but they are generally accepted with that meaning. You don't have to agree with them, or even like them, but that doesn't mean it's completely incorrect to use them.
Steph - Chaos does agree with some people, but he does disagree with a lot of people as well. They are usually idiots though. However, he is setting his standard by dictionary definitions, and by dictionary I mean OED or whatever.
Chaos - Steph was using a slang term, that doesn't make her stupid. Slang terms might not be dictionary defined, but they are generally accepted with that meaning. You don't have to agree with them, or even like them, but that doesn't mean it's completely incorrect to use them.
Steph - Chaos does agree with some people, but he does disagree with a lot of people as well. They are usually idiots though. However, he is setting his standard by dictionary definitions, and by dictionary I mean OED or whatever.
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Iissosmart
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Everyone shut the fuck up. It's annoying to scroll through all this. Send a message next time.
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5t3ff1k4h
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Thanks, Cinn. I can't believe this stupid argument went on for this long either, especially since we're both right. :/
Also, @OC, passive bitch? I'm sorry. That's a compliment, and I had to laugh.
Also, @OC, passive bitch? I'm sorry. That's a compliment, and I had to laugh.
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5t3ff1k4h
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That wasn't "bitchy". That was me giving an opinion. Which, apparently, isn't allowed according to you.
Go do your assignments, and sleep. Maybe then you'll lighten up and take the stick out of your ass.
Go do your assignments, and sleep. Maybe then you'll lighten up and take the stick out of your ass.
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Cinn_fml
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*facepalm*
Both of you, just agree to disagree. You both have your own opinions, and you both have a good bit of intelligence, and you clearly aren't going to agree on this, and it's escalated way beyond the original argument.
Both of you, just agree to disagree. You both have your own opinions, and you both have a good bit of intelligence, and you clearly aren't going to agree on this, and it's escalated way beyond the original argument.
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5t3ff1k4h
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*facepalm* That's okay, you didn't understand me either.
Anyways, I tried to leave this discussion yesterday. It's official. I'm done.
Anyways, I tried to leave this discussion yesterday. It's official. I'm done.
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penguinazul
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lmao This definitely got ridiculously long. I keep getting emails about it cause I have my thingy set to follow the comments I've posted on. Every email I'm like, "Damn, they're still going on about that?" It was rather entertaining, though. I was interested to see how much longer it was gonna be.
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Rape_Laser
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I'm 14 and that girls definitely a slut
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isallwaysme
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when my girlfriend and i were 14, she blew me. were 16 now, and even at the age of 14, we were dating over a year. before another we were completely untouched. doesn't make her slutty for going down on me.
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deepbluesea
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He's a guy what else would you expect him to say?
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bleedforMayheM
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im a guy and i incredibly hate all that stuff
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mclovin55
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fag!
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mario75
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boyfriend FTW
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pencilcozy
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I think he deserves a high five and a blow job. Clever boy.
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bh0p
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He should write a MLIB (My Life Is Bro) about this. :p and maybe YDI if you have sex or suck him up alot