By fleatitting fame - 04/07/2014 21:30 - Norway - Oslo

Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML
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gjikvtj 18

Google masectomy and come back

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no ****, jeez. How's that a compliment?

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kikihp731 16

At least there's enough there for him to look...

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Roskosity 22

Right. Jolie had her chest redone anyway, so maybe he means after her replacement boob job. If so, not bad!

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toxic_walrus 15

Sounds like he's done a lot of research on Angelina Jolie's breasts for him to compare them like that

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foxwasalamb 24

shes a celebrity. her boobs are plastered all over magazines.

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RedPillSucks 31

So that's where they went. She should put them back on her chest , where they belong

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AngryRabbit 2

This cracked me up.

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jeassy 8

atleast you have a nice chest op!

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gjikvtj 18

Google masectomy and come back

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mljones03 5

At least you're being compared to angelina jolie somehow op lol!

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PurelyCanadian 18

She's a beautiful woman - regardless. I would for sure take that as a compliment!

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worldclassrager 39

Like in tomb raider might have been an exceptional return of fire maybe find the lost ark while you are at it

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MidnaLink 33

I just went retarded after I read this…

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voncrane 23

Take it as a win op. She still bagged Brad Pitt & that's saying something. Ask Jen :).

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no ****, jeez. How's that a compliment?

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KittyLahv 27

**** or no ****, I wouldn't mind being compared to Angelina Jolie.

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RedPillSucks 31

If that's your profile picture, you're much prettier than she. Now if you're talking about her bank account...

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

She had breast reconstruction surgery after the implants. Perhaps that is what he meant.

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brianna1494 27

She had them to reduce her chance of cancer, wtf are you along about?

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