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By fleatitting fame - 04/07/2014 21:30 - Norway - Oslo

Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML

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By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:27 - Australia - Box Hill South

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:32 - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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By ButImBeautiful - 04/02/2017 02:00 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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By justmyluck5150 - 17/10/2016 17:58 - United States

Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML

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By momolee - 07/07/2012 19:13 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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gjikvtj 18

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:30

Google masectomy and come back

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:21

wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no ****, jeez. How's that a compliment?

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kikihp731 16

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:14

At least there's enough there for him to look...

Roskosity 22

Saturday 5 July 2014 7:54

Right. Jolie had her chest redone anyway, so maybe he means after her replacement boob job. If so, not bad!

toxic_walrus 15

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:15

Sounds like he's done a lot of research on Angelina Jolie's breasts for him to compare them like that

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 5 July 2014 6:00

shes a celebrity. her boobs are plastered all over magazines.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 5 July 2014 7:27

So that's where they went. She should put them back on her chest , where they belong

AngryRabbit 2

Saturday 5 July 2014 16:52

This cracked me up.

jeassy 8

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:16

atleast you have a nice chest op!

gjikvtj 18

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:30

Google masectomy and come back

TheNenemon 15

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:17

Take it as a compliment, OP! :)

mstoock 12

Saturday 5 July 2014 7:18

How

Greenteamextreme 16

Saturday 5 July 2014 12:46

Derp much lol?

mljones03 5

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:18

At least you're being compared to angelina jolie somehow op lol!

PurelyCanadian 18

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:18

She's a beautiful woman - regardless. I would for sure take that as a compliment!

singer0421 32

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:19

That just means you have **** that people want to copy with surgery ^_^

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 5 July 2014 6:01

what? thats not...

Simplyeatapples 15

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:11

Not sure you understand.

GreekYogurt 26

Thursday 3 September 2015 15:09

Get a dictionary

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:19

Like in tomb raider might have been an exceptional return of fire maybe find the lost ark while you are at it

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 5 July 2014 15:10

I just went retarded after I read this…

voncrane 23

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:20

Take it as a win op. She still bagged Brad Pitt & that's saying something. Ask Jen :).

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:21

wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no ****, jeez. How's that a compliment?

KittyLahv 27

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:25

**** or no ****, I wouldn't mind being compared to Angelina Jolie.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 5 July 2014 7:29

If that's your profile picture, you're much prettier than she. Now if you're talking about her bank account...

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Saturday 5 July 2014 11:21

She had breast reconstruction surgery after the implants. Perhaps that is what he meant.

brianna1494 27

Monday 30 May 2016 2:53

She had them to reduce her chance of cancer, wtf are you along about?

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