By fleatitting fame - 04/07/2014 21:30 - Norway - Oslo

Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML
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gjikvtj 18

Google masectomy and come back

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no tits, jeez. How's that a compliment?

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kikihp731 16
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At least there's enough there for him to look...

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Roskosity 22

Right. Jolie had her chest redone anyway, so maybe he means after her replacement boob job. If so, not bad!

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toxic_walrus 15

Sounds like he's done a lot of research on Angelina Jolie's breasts for him to compare them like that

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foxwasalamb 24
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shes a celebrity. her boobs are plastered all over magazines.

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RedPillSucks 31

So that's where they went. She should put them back on her chest , where they belong

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AngryRabbit 2

This cracked me up.

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jeassy 8

atleast you have a nice chest op!

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gjikvtj 18

Google masectomy and come back

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TheNenemon 15

Take it as a compliment, OP! :)

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Greenteamextreme 16

Derp much lol?

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mljones03 5
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At least you're being compared to angelina jolie somehow op lol!

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PurelyCanadian 18
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She's a beautiful woman - regardless. I would for sure take that as a compliment!

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singer0421 32
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That just means you have tits that people want to copy with surgery ^_^

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foxwasalamb 24
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what? thats not...

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Simplyeatapples 15
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Not sure you understand.

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GreekYogurt 26
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Get a dictionary

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worldclassrager 39
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Like in tomb raider might have been an exceptional return of fire maybe find the lost ark while you are at it

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MidnaLink 33
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I just went retarded after I read this…

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voncrane 23

Take it as a win op. She still bagged Brad Pitt & that's saying something. Ask Jen :).

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no tits, jeez. How's that a compliment?

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KittyLahv 27
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Tits or no tits, I wouldn't mind being compared to Angelina Jolie.

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RedPillSucks 31

If that's your profile picture, you're much prettier than she. Now if you're talking about her bank account...

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28
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She had breast reconstruction surgery after the implants. Perhaps that is what he meant.

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brianna1494 27
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She had them to reduce her chance of cancer, wtf are you along about?

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