By Anonymous - 13/05/2014 19:23 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, everyone at the office was finally presented with the bonuses our boss had promised to pay us by the end of last year. Turns out he was never authorized to promise any such thing, so he ended up just giving us signed "thank you" letters instead. FML
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For his birthday, get him a picture of a gift card to his favorite restaurant. :P

Is your boss Michael Scott?


You can just say oh you're welcome with a nice pie to the ace

larrena2377 26

Then probably get fired...great idea

Why A pie to the face? Maybe a bullet to the head! Then, You won't get fired because he will be dead

I think it's time to take your meds Tacoman

Jerk! He shouldn't make promises that he can't keep.

Demig0d6 14

At least it's something

Bosses make promises they can't keep ALL the time!

Is your boss Michael Scott?

Im sorry #3 apparently not everyone understand The Office references. D:

91hayek 31

Haha I was thinking the same thing. He might try to cancel Christmas as well. Interestingly, I wonder what that makes OP? Since OP is here on FML complaining about it I'd guess OP is tech savvy Ryan.

This was exactly my thought too!

I completely agree!

Haha this made me think of Christmas Vacation's "jelly of the month club" scene, but Michael Scott works just as well

"You're welcome"

I think we, should start an Anti-Grammer Nazi Movement on FML )not bad spelling( *youre'

bluucat 17

What a jackass.

For his birthday, get him a picture of a gift card to his favorite restaurant. :P

Be sure to laminate it for effect. Being on the internet, I pray I used the correct form of "Effect/Affect".

You did, #14. Affect is usually the verb form of the word, which wouldn't have applied there. Effect was was right!

That's just unfortunate.

xblaine 17

What a dick

since he signed them, learn to forge his signature and approve your own paid leave

My entire company received thank you cards, saying they didn't have enough money to give us bonuses. This was followed by an email telling us the company made a couple billion dollars profit last year.

91hayek 31

For my money's worth that card should be made from parchment from the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Magna Carta or the American Declaration of Independence. It should be written on with pure gold ink and delivered to me by a very rare kind of owl.

#12 That's a huge FML right there. FYL.

Wolf87535 4

The professional equivalent of the middle finger....