By Anonymous - 13/05/2014 19:23 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, everyone at the office was finally presented with the bonuses our boss had promised to pay us by the end of last year. Turns out he was never authorized to promise any such thing, so he ended up just giving us signed "thank you" letters instead. FML
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gracehi 31

For his birthday, get him a picture of a gift card to his favorite restaurant. :P

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hexo21 13

You can just say oh you're welcome with a nice pie to the ace

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larrena2377 26

Then probably get fired...great idea

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TheTacoMan 24

Why A pie to the face? Maybe a bullet to the head! Then, You won't get fired because he will be dead

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zandalee 19

I think it's time to take your meds Tacoman

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cassieperiodbee 14

Jerk! He shouldn't make promises that he can't keep.

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Demig0d6 14

At least it's something

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LibertySteak 7

Bosses make promises they can't keep ALL the time!

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Palirose 22

Im sorry #3 apparently not everyone understand The Office references. D:

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91hayek 31

Haha I was thinking the same thing. He might try to cancel Christmas as well. Interestingly, I wonder what that makes OP? Since OP is here on FML complaining about it I'd guess OP is tech savvy Ryan.

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mydadpulledout 17

Haha this made me think of Christmas Vacation's "jelly of the month club" scene, but Michael Scott works just as well

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Spyderbane 10

I think we, should start an Anti-Grammer Nazi Movement on FML )not bad spelling( *youre'

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gracehi 31

For his birthday, get him a picture of a gift card to his favorite restaurant. :P

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megstiel 16

Be sure to laminate it for effect. Being on the internet, I pray I used the correct form of "Effect/Affect".

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

You did, #14. Affect is usually the verb form of the word, which wouldn't have applied there. Effect was was right!

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schadenfreud 6

since he signed them, learn to forge his signature and approve your own paid leave

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Mauskau 35

My entire company received thank you cards, saying they didn't have enough money to give us bonuses. This was followed by an email telling us the company made a couple billion dollars profit last year.

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91hayek 31

For my money's worth that card should be made from parchment from the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Magna Carta or the American Declaration of Independence. It should be written on with pure gold ink and delivered to me by a very rare kind of owl.

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more4me 27

#12 That's a huge FML right there. FYL.

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Wolf87535 4

The professional equivalent of the middle finger....

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