FML : Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop...

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Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Eddie - / Sunday 7 August 2011 19:43 / Israel

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By WCARlover | 34

#3060309 - Monday 8 August 2011 1:04

What's up with all the FMLs with all these extremely nice girlfriends lately? Like the one that wouldn't kiss her bf cause of a pimple. What a Sweetheart.

By Jdeluxh | 12

#3060252 - Monday 8 August 2011 1:00

Just do the same when she gets undressed.

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By yudothat | 2

#3060180 - Monday 8 August 2011 0:55

Yikes.

annasworld | 3

#3060573 - Monday 8 August 2011 1:39

she's sounds like such a great self esteem booster

DoubleDose | 0

#3060693 - Monday 8 August 2011 1:55

lemme guess, you tried putting your pants on two legs at a time o impress her and fell over

eminemchick | 19

#3060836 - Monday 8 August 2011 2:33

2 ur pic matches ur comment perfectly.

iAddictiion | 0

#3060895 - Monday 8 August 2011 2:59

Y U say that

YourEvilHero | 12

#3060990 - Monday 8 August 2011 3:17

I heard the little blue pill works great with that problem.

Eggers | 2

#3061525 - Monday 8 August 2011 5:34

if you thumbed up 65's comment and not 69's comment, you're a stupid sheep that knows nothing of the Internet.

daysgoby902 | 6

#3061630 - Monday 8 August 2011 6:00

106 is there something I'm missing?

FridayPasta | 0

#3061695 - Monday 8 August 2011 6:19

i like how none of these comments have anything to do with #1's comment, whores

yudothat | 2

#3061896 - Monday 8 August 2011 6:53

yoursucklives | 36

#3062387 - Monday 8 August 2011 8:31

put it in her pooper

eminemchick | 19

#3063940 - Monday 8 August 2011 15:06

wow thanks for degrading me 106 now i feel so worthless ima ball up in this corner and pretend im a carrot. like that nyan cat guy.

HowAreYouToday | 34

#3065319 - Monday 8 August 2011 18:11

STAY AWAY FROM THE RABBIT!

sunlovinmama | 1

#3203603 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 6:38

She was probably just nervous and inexperienced

By icecreammintz | 0

#3060202 - Monday 8 August 2011 0:57

THE PERFECT MOMENT FOR A DICK SLAP, nah jk, unless you wanted to. :D

kameryn25 | 3

#3060690 - Monday 8 August 2011 1:55

By the sound of it OP couldn't dick slap his girlfriend if he wanted. It's ok though it's not about the size it's about how.... ok it really is about the size F your life OP.

ShyAnn29 | 14

#3060710 - Monday 8 August 2011 1:58

It could have nothing to do with the size of his dick

Polo_X | 0

#3060723 - Monday 8 August 2011 2:01

If not the size, then maybe it's the fat rolls covering it...geez I'm a terrible person for thinking this. Sorry man. :( FYL

jesse70781 | 2

#3060860 - Monday 8 August 2011 2:45

Maybe she was laughing because his dick was small as hell. In that case he wouldn't of even ben able to DICK SLAP HER! lol

Jvr91 | 8

#3060915 - Monday 8 August 2011 3:03

Maybe it was L shaped

eminemchick | 19

#3060917 - Monday 8 August 2011 3:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#3061267 - Monday 8 August 2011 4:40

or maybe it was A B C or D shaped. Or E or F... you get the point. ;)

tieu2arock | 3

#3061435 - Monday 8 August 2011 5:15

stir it...

thomas357 | 0

#3068780 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:57

I would have

grapist | 0

#3083844 - Thursday 11 August 2011 8:34

Then what would the problem be huh?

By RyanMacVey | 17

#3060216 - Monday 8 August 2011 0:58

ok... for a moment there i actually thought that id wrote this :L

By Amrel | 10

#3060218 - Monday 8 August 2011 0:59

Tell her now you know how i feel then dump the bitch

PrickHead | 0

#3060907 - Monday 8 August 2011 3:01

maybe all she could of thought was: "that's a clean circumcision"

ReptarSwag | 4

#3061595 - Monday 8 August 2011 5:51

Haha I remember that FML.

pronounciations | 5

#3062945 - Monday 8 August 2011 9:49

By Jdeluxh | 12

#3060252 - Monday 8 August 2011 1:00

Just do the same when she gets undressed.

reallytho3 | 11

#3061017 - Monday 8 August 2011 3:22

IF she gets undressed u mean...

CookieMonstr19 | 0

#3067914 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:26

Good idea!show her how it feels

hotrod14 | 0

#3075837 - Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:03

how hard she tried or how hard you tried.

By Denikk | 0

#3060286 - Monday 8 August 2011 1:03

Haha you gaboyz it's funny because... ah fuck it it's just funny xDD

By WCARlover | 34

#3060309 - Monday 8 August 2011 1:04

What's up with all the FMLs with all these extremely nice girlfriends lately? Like the one that wouldn't kiss her bf cause of a pimple. What a Sweetheart.