what?

Can you please say that in english?

1- nothing OP said indicates that his date was bad or violent, so what the hell are you trying to say?

39- Thank you for translating what 1 was saying.

1 is making a joke about how he pushed the girls head down. "so you like it hard and violent." Can you guys not just figure it out based on context?

That's really hot!

Op meant that he had to push down criminals.

87 - the fact that you honestly believe "fuck the police" makes me believe you are extremely ignorant and unintelligent. And even more ignorant for calling op a loser for a habit. Think before you post please.

Hopefully she likes kinky sex

Oh how I just love puzzles!

#1's first language might not be English.

55 - I didn't realise until I saw your comment. Did 1 realise that for the first 2 minutes he could edit his comment?

But don't you push down heads only if they're going to be put in the backseat? Or Do you put the criminals in the passenger seat as well?

Doesn't matter which seat it's in. It's a habit for a cop when opening the car door.

I hope you are some type of law enforcement and not someone that forces random people into your vehicle Don't give a damn about grammar also so if you bitch I just want to say Grow the fuck up and get your head out of your ass. Fuck I bet most of the people that are grammar nazis are people that won't say shit to someone in person about that persons grammar knowing that if they did they'd become that persons bitch. Or get his ass beat the fuck up.

I wonder what her exact reaction was.... Mine would have been pretty bad.

I know I would.

I would have laughed, and understood. People need to lighten up.

#22, I've had this happen, when a friend of a friend drove me home. I understood it was force of habit, but it still felt a little creepy. Like getting frisked by airpost TSA: for safety, but still... icky. I didn't say anything, just let it pass.

Bring out the handcuffs ;)

indeed!

I would have played along, who knows it could have turned into role play ;)

Hand cuffs are kinky show her those, and maybe you might get lucky.

Why does everything always have to get dirty

Because that's just how things are these days. Its just gonna get worse lol

Maybe she dated a cop because she wanted to try handcuffs.

Just tell her the truth, i bet she'd laugh :D

(80) Uh, you're 15..

(225) Me being 15 makes me unable to say something funny, yet perverted? Age doesn't really have to do with anything lol.

Yes, yes it does.

I yell coming around when ong around the corner I hate it

Out of curiosity, are those habits picked up from the military?

No. As a waiter/waitress at a restaurant, you usually yell corner whenever you go around a cover so you don't crash into someone with plates.

I say "behind" a lot which earns me some strange looks from the persons walking in front of me.

Lmao! I do to, my mom just gives me a face and keeps walking.

I find myself standing on a corner sometimes even when I'm off duty.

It only starts to get weird when you pull out the taser

I'm in the same boat. I'm a pastry student and I have a habit of yelling "behind" or "hot, behind" Oh well haha

All of that Battlefield 3, huh?

*at walmart* CORNER!!

195-careful with saying hot, behind. Someone might think you're hitting on them.

that could be bad or good, depending what she likes, if you know what I mean ;)

Thats hot ;)

Oh that would be good ;)

61 - Your emotionless expression in your profile picture completely cancels out any emoticons you try to use.

#4, I don't know why "they" are thumbing your comment down, it's a fine one. Maybe because the lyric is "fleck, fleck, fleck, fleck, flex." You can't say all those "x" sounds in rapid succession without choking. Well, maybe YOU can!

Psst I'm #34 not #4. :P And it's fine. I get thumbed down quite often. And apparently you do too. Haha Ouch on your other FML comment!

107- yeahhh I think perdix actually was talking to #4....

147- Go look at 34's comment... Now come back and check and see if what you said was correct. It wasn't. Perdix meant 34.

This seems like it would be a fun idea to me.

#78 the fact that you probably don't have an actual profile picture makes me think that your comment is actually irrelevant to me :D

I would have said Channing Tatum

120 - relevant profile picture

129 - When does the narwhal bacon?

*anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law*

Glad you noticed. Though I'm curious as to how you had the foresight to announce your own failure?

Oh I like you lol when can we go on a date ;)

I hope she forgives him because she'd be pretty uptight to not just laugh it off.

49- I'm free right now. I'll be right over.

49 Keep dreaming sweetie. I'm taken.