By thekriss - France - Paris
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
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By  shireman97  |  6

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  thgiL  |  9

87 - the fact that you honestly believe "fuck the police" makes me believe you are extremely ignorant and unintelligent. And even more ignorant for calling op a loser for a habit. Think before you post please.

  feitan98  |  13

I hope you are some type of law enforcement and not someone that forces random people into your vehicle

Don't give a damn about grammar also so if you bitch I just want to say

Grow the fuck up and get your head out of your ass. Fuck I bet most of the people that are grammar nazis are people that won't say shit to someone in person about that persons grammar knowing that if they did they'd become that persons bitch. Or get his ass beat the fuck up.

  outoftown  |  26

#22, I've had this happen, when a friend of a friend drove me home. I understood it was force of habit, but it still felt a little creepy. Like getting frisked by airpost TSA: for safety, but still... icky. I didn't say anything, just let it pass.

  perdix  |  29

#4, I don't know why "they" are thumbing your comment down, it's a fine one.

Maybe because the lyric is "fleck, fleck, fleck, fleck, flex." You can't say all those "x" sounds in rapid succession without choking. Well, maybe YOU can!