that's the first thing you think of when you get roses? messed up.

They mean more roses because in this sitiuation it's a benefit. ;)

#2 should be: "She should go see her doctor."

don't complain u married him.

no he doesnt. He tried to be nice and buy flowers for his lady. You can see that he cares about her.

OP sounds like a bitch. life isn't all about sex and orgasms. be happy he cares about you, you ungrateful whore.

Sneezing and Orgasming, best things ever.

4 ur pic scares me

it's wrong indeed, my sister sneezes 16 times in a row. it sounds like CHI, CHI, CHI, true story even though the sneeze sounds fake

yeh that defiently not how your sister sounds when she orgasms!

i never sneeze when i come!

Really? No one got that reference. ):

indeed...it's not only his fault. maybe you should try helping him to get you there. women are like rubix's cubes...some of us are just better at it, others need help

also, a man does like being told what to do, especially in bed. doing that just might turn him off, because your hurting his pride

Hurt his pride by telling him what to do? That's funny, you're saying that if a girl told you what she likes, your pride will be hurt MORE than if she didn't have an orgasm?

it seems he's only in it for himself :s