Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
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texanengineer
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...so more roses then?
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rbubbles
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you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing
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texanengineer
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...so more roses then?
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ahhhFYL
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that's the first thing you think of when you get roses? messed up.
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cynthiaF
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They mean more roses because in this sitiuation it's a benefit. ;)
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EvilDave
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#2 should be: "She should go see her doctor."
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hotrod14
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don't complain u married him.
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coolkid_matt
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jsx12345
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no he doesnt. He tried to be nice and buy flowers for his lady. You can see that he cares about her.
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heyguysitsjosh
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OP sounds like a bitch. life isn't all about sex and orgasms. be happy he cares about you, you ungrateful whore.
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Accept
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Kinky
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Iamnotmyself
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Sneezing and Orgasming, best things ever.
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bbucaro98
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ur pic scares me
ur pic scares me
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deviable
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well considering the myth connecting sneezing to orgasms is wrong, that's pretty far.
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instnt1nfction
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it's wrong indeed, my sister sneezes 16 times in a row.
it sounds like CHI, CHI, CHI, true story
even though the sneeze sounds fake
it sounds like CHI, CHI, CHI, true story
even though the sneeze sounds fake
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whatfml
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yeh that defiently not how your sister sounds when she orgasms!
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mcxhunni
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i never sneeze when i come!
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Bradley_Dillon
| 39
Really? No one got that reference. ):
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DropDeadSerena
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wow D:
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bentleysdad11611
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well Fathers Day just passed and he bought you a gift so at least he cares about you
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rbubbles
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you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing
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jandera
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Dvx
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Why don't you tell him what you like or what you need so he can actually pleasure you
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demonspeed
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indeed...it's not only his fault. maybe you should try helping him to get you there. women are like rubix's cubes...some of us are just better at it, others need help
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kingatowning
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also, a man does like being told what to do, especially in bed. doing that just might turn him off, because your hurting his pride
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WallyTheWombat
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Hurt his pride by telling him what to do? That's funny, you're saying that if a girl told you what she likes, your pride will be hurt MORE than if she didn't have an orgasm?
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BobsUrAunty
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it seems he's only in it for himself :s
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alogoc
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ingorant tuhhg
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EvilPotato
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I say as you guys have sex you should put roses on the bed, BAM problem solved.