By Anonymous - 20/06/2011 05:45 - United States

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Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
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...so more roses then?

you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing

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...so more roses then?

that's the first thing you think of when you get roses? messed up.

They mean more roses because in this sitiuation it's a benefit. ;)

#2 should be: "She should go see her doctor."

don't complain u married him.

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no he doesnt. He tried to be nice and buy flowers for his lady. You can see that he cares about her.

OP sounds like a bitch. life isn't all about sex and orgasms. be happy he cares about you, you ungrateful whore.

Sneezing and Orgasming, best things ever.

4 ur pic scares me

well considering the myth connecting sneezing to orgasms is wrong, that's pretty far.

it's wrong indeed, my sister sneezes 16 times in a row. it sounds like CHI, CHI, CHI, true story even though the sneeze sounds fake

yeh that defiently not how your sister sounds when she orgasms!

i never sneeze when i come!

Really? No one got that reference. ):

well Fathers Day just passed and he bought you a gift so at least he cares about you

you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing

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Why don't you tell him what you like or what you need so he can actually pleasure you

indeed...it's not only his fault. maybe you should try helping him to get you there. women are like rubix's cubes...some of us are just better at it, others need help

also, a man does like being told what to do, especially in bed. doing that just might turn him off, because your hurting his pride

Hurt his pride by telling him what to do? That's funny, you're saying that if a girl told you what she likes, your pride will be hurt MORE than if she didn't have an orgasm?

it seems he's only in it for himself :s

ingorant tuhhg

I say as you guys have sex you should put roses on the bed, BAM problem solved.