FML : Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML

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Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 20 June 2011 05:45 / United States

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By texanengineer | 4

#2722085 - Monday 20 June 2011 12:06

...so more roses then?

By rbubbles | 20

#2722136 - Monday 20 June 2011 12:14

you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing

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By texanengineer | 4

#2722085 - Monday 20 June 2011 12:06

...so more roses then?

ahhhFYL | 0

#2722733 - Monday 20 June 2011 15:10

that's the first thing you think of when you get roses? messed up.

cynthiaF | 0

#2722972 - Monday 20 June 2011 16:00

They mean more roses because in this sitiuation it's a benefit. ;)

EvilDave | 13

#2723369 - Monday 20 June 2011 17:03

#2 should be: "She should go see her doctor."

hotrod14 | 0

#2731104 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:12

don't complain u married him.

By coolkid_matt | 11

#2722086 - Monday 20 June 2011 12:06

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

jsx12345 | 0

#2726798 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 2:10

no he doesnt. He tried to be nice and buy flowers for his lady. You can see that he cares about her.

heyguysitsjosh | 8

#2727000 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 2:57

OP sounds like a bitch. life isn't all about sex and orgasms. be happy he cares about you, you ungrateful whore.

By Accept | 11

#2722088 - Monday 20 June 2011 12:06

Kinky

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2724243 - Monday 20 June 2011 19:09

Sneezing and Orgasming, best things ever.

bbucaro98 | 0

#2733130 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:28

4
ur pic scares me

By deviable | 9

#2722091 - Monday 20 June 2011 12:06

well considering the myth connecting sneezing to orgasms is wrong, that's pretty far.

instnt1nfction | 16

#2722266 - Monday 20 June 2011 12:52

it's wrong indeed, my sister sneezes 16 times in a row.
it sounds like CHI, CHI, CHI, true story
even though the sneeze sounds fake

whatfml | 0

#2722453 - Monday 20 June 2011 13:43

yeh that defiently not how your sister sounds when she orgasms!

mcxhunni | 0

#2722874 - Monday 20 June 2011 15:51

i never sneeze when i come!

Bradley_Dillon | 39

#6078044 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 0:46

Really? No one got that reference. ):

By DropDeadSerena | 0

#2722104 - Monday 20 June 2011 12:08

wow D:

By bentleysdad11611 | 0

#2722111 - Monday 20 June 2011 12:09

well Fathers Day just passed and he bought you a gift so at least he cares about you

By rbubbles | 20

#2722136 - Monday 20 June 2011 12:14

you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing

jandera | 0

#2724032 - Monday 20 June 2011 18:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Dvx | 0

#2722144 - Monday 20 June 2011 12:16

Why don't you tell him what you like or what you need so he can actually pleasure you

demonspeed | 0

#2722553 - Monday 20 June 2011 14:12

indeed...it's not only his fault. maybe you should try helping him to get you there. women are like rubix's cubes...some of us are just better at it, others need help

kingatowning | 2

#2723930 - Monday 20 June 2011 18:38

also, a man does like being told what to do, especially in bed. doing that just might turn him off, because your hurting his pride

WallyTheWombat | 0

#2725118 - Monday 20 June 2011 21:07

Hurt his pride by telling him what to do? That's funny, you're saying that if a girl told you what she likes, your pride will be hurt MORE than if she didn't have an orgasm?