By Anonymous - 20/06/2011 05:45 - United States

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Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
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texanengineer 4

...so more roses then?

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rbubbles 20

you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing

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texanengineer 4

...so more roses then?

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ahhhFYL 0

that's the first thing you think of when you get roses? messed up.

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cynthiaF 0

They mean more roses because in this sitiuation it's a benefit. ;)

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EvilDave 13

#2 should be: "She should go see her doctor."

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hotrod14 0

don't complain u married him.

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coolkid_matt 11

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jsx12345 0

no he doesnt. He tried to be nice and buy flowers for his lady. You can see that he cares about her.

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heyguysitsjosh 8

OP sounds like a bitch. life isn't all about sex and orgasms. be happy he cares about you, you ungrateful *****.

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Iamnotmyself 17

Sneezing and Orgasming, best things ever.

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bbucaro98 0

4 ur pic scares me

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deviable 9

well considering the myth connecting sneezing to orgasms is wrong, that's pretty far.

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instnt1nfction 17

it's wrong indeed, my sister sneezes 16 times in a row. it sounds like CHI, CHI, CHI, true story even though the sneeze sounds fake

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whatfml 0

yeh that defiently not how your sister sounds when she orgasms!

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mcxhunni 0

i never sneeze when i come!

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Bradley_Dillon 39

Really? No one got that reference. ):

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DropDeadSerena 0

wow D:

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bentleysdad11611 0

well Fathers Day just passed and he bought you a gift so at least he cares about you

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rbubbles 20

you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing

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jandera 0

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Dvx 0

Why don't you tell him what you like or what you need so he can actually pleasure you

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demonspeed 0

indeed...it's not only his fault. maybe you should try helping him to get you there. women are like rubix's cubes...some of us are just better at it, others need help

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kingatowning 2

also, a man does like being told what to do, especially in bed. doing that just might turn him off, because your hurting his pride

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WallyTheWombat 0

Hurt his pride by telling him what to do? That's funny, you're saying that if a girl told you what she likes, your pride will be hurt MORE than if she didn't have an ******?

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BobsUrAunty 2

it seems he's only in it for himself :s

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alogoc 12

ingorant tuhhg

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EvilPotato 14

I say as you guys have sex you should put roses on the bed, BAM problem solved.

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