FML : Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he...

Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 29 September 2018 03:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7701067 - Saturday 29 September 2018 4:00

Even though you gave him the watch, it’s you who knows what time it is.

By PenguinPal3017 | 18

#7701065 - Saturday 29 September 2018 3:58

On the bright side, it sounds like he likes the watch. It's hard to get gifts people will like.

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By whiskey'swino | 13

#7701054 - Saturday 29 September 2018 3:13

That blows. What a cock-up.

By redgiraffe27 | 6

#7701057 - Saturday 29 September 2018 3:18

That sucks. Literally

By hpand | 5

#7701064 - Saturday 29 September 2018 3:54

Well, you got the "crime time" narrowed down to past three days. That could be the only silver lining.

By PenguinPal3017 | 18

#7701065 - Saturday 29 September 2018 3:58

On the bright side, it sounds like he likes the watch. It's hard to get gifts people will like.

Ladin Mars | 8

#7701380 - Saturday 29 September 2018 20:15

that doesn't make any sense, not like the girl giving him a bj would know it's from a girl

rodfergie | 18

#7701381 - Saturday 29 September 2018 20:19

Sounds like the other girl also gave him a gift he liked!

angelface723 | 4

#7701391 - Saturday 29 September 2018 21:02

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

By Studious_Gluteus | 11

#7701066 - Saturday 29 September 2018 3:58

Which direction does time flow on that watch?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7701067 - Saturday 29 September 2018 4:00

Even though you gave him the watch, it’s you who knows what time it is.

By Nik | 12

#7701080 - Saturday 29 September 2018 6:04

why do you call him boyfriend instead of ex?

By notatfault | 6

#7701098 - Saturday 29 September 2018 7:39

My sarcastic reply to the dude would be, "I didn't know you were a time traveler."

By jac_1964_au | 20

#7701101 - Saturday 29 September 2018 7:45

You must have been drunk and not remembering

Suaria | 35

#7701125 - Saturday 29 September 2018 8:54

If OP was too drunk to remember, they are too drunk to consent to giving their boyfriend a blow job.

KaD6 | 21

#7701373 - Saturday 29 September 2018 19:46

I'm hoping that was sarcasm about being too drunk to remember.

chosha_fml | 25

#7702158 - Monday 1 October 2018 0:42

Or to consent to being filmed.

By Soviet Chilingulo | 6

#7701131 - Saturday 29 September 2018 9:06

Proof of time traveling.

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