Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML
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RichardPencil
| 28
Even though you gave him the watch, it’s you who knows what time it is.
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PenguinPal3017
| 19
On the bright side, it sounds like he likes the watch. It's hard to get gifts people will like.
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whiskey'swino
| 15
That blows. What a cock-up.
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redgiraffe27
| 6
That sucks. Literally
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hpand
| 5
Well, you got the "crime time" narrowed down to past three days. That could be the only silver lining.
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PenguinPal3017
| 19
On the bright side, it sounds like he likes the watch. It's hard to get gifts people will like.
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Ladin Mars
| 8
that doesn't make any sense, not like the girl giving him a bj would know it's from a girl
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rodfergie
| 18
Sounds like the other girl also gave him a gift he liked!
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angelface723
| 4
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Studious_Gluteus
| 11
Which direction does time flow on that watch?
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RichardPencil
| 28
Even though you gave him the watch, it’s you who knows what time it is.
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Nik
| 12
why do you call him boyfriend instead of ex?
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notatfault
| 8
My sarcastic reply to the dude would be, "I didn't know you were a time traveler."
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Soviet Chilingulo
| 7
Proof of time traveling.
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Davros
| 12
So he got a BBJ, a birthday blow job.