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RichardPencil
| 26
Even though you gave him the watch, it’s you who knows what time it is.
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PenguinPal3017
| 16
On the bright side, it sounds like he likes the watch. It's hard to get gifts people will like.
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whiskey'swino
| 11
That blows. What a cock-up.
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redgiraffe27
| 6
That sucks. Literally
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hpand
| 5
Well, you got the "crime time" narrowed down to past three days. That could be the only silver lining.
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PenguinPal3017
| 16
On the bright side, it sounds like he likes the watch. It's hard to get gifts people will like.
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Ladin Mars
| 8
that doesn't make any sense, not like the girl giving him a bj would know it's from a girl
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rodfergie
| 18
Sounds like the other girl also gave him a gift he liked!
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angelface723
| 4
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Studious_Gluteus
| 10
Which direction does time flow on that watch?
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RichardPencil
| 26
Even though you gave him the watch, it’s you who knows what time it is.
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Nik
| 12
why do you call him boyfriend instead of ex?
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notatfault
| 6
My sarcastic reply to the dude would be, "I didn't know you were a time traveler."
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jac_1964_au
| 19
You must have been drunk and not remembering
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Suaria
| 32
If OP was too drunk to remember, they are too drunk to consent to giving their boyfriend a blow job.
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KaD6
| 16
I'm hoping that was sarcasm about being too drunk to remember.
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chosha_fml
| 25
Or to consent to being filmed.
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Soviet Chilingulo
| 6
Proof of time traveling.
Canada
Australia
