Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found a video of my fiance staring into the camera while deep-throating a dildo, and then putting it other places. I have no idea who/what it was for, or how to talk to him about this, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with his disinterest in me lately. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 7 years cheated on me when I saw a sex tape in which he was in. He claimed it was from before we met. I went to delete it and I clicked “info” by mistake and I ended up seeing the date it was filmed and even the location. I still haven’t told him I know. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Even though you gave him the watch, it’s you who knows what time it is.
PenguinPal3017 19
On the bright side, it sounds like he likes the watch. It's hard to get gifts people will like.
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Comments (38)
whiskey'swino 15
That blows. What a ****-up.
redgiraffe27 6
That sucks. Literally
hpand 5
Well, you got the "crime time" narrowed down to past three days. That could be the only silver lining.
PenguinPal3017 19
On the bright side, it sounds like he likes the watch. It's hard to get gifts people will like.
Ladin Mars 8
that doesn't make any sense, not like the girl giving him a bj would know it's from a girl
rodfergie 18
Sounds like the other girl also gave him a gift he liked!
angelface723 4
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Studious_Gluteus 20
Which direction does time flow on that watch?
RichardPencil 32
Even though you gave him the watch, it’s you who knows what time it is.
Nik 12
why do you call him boyfriend instead of ex?
notatfault 8
My sarcastic reply to the dude would be, "I didn't know you were a time traveler."
Soviet Chilingulo 7
Proof of time traveling.
Davros 12
So he got a BBJ, a birthday ********.