Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair whose leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?" He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my five-year-old daughter is absolutely miserable and constantly putting herself down, as she has been for a week. What happened a week ago? She bumped into a stranger at Walmart, apologized, and the guy told her, “Nope, not good enough. You need to die.” Who says that to a child? FML
Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year-old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML
Today, I was giving a tour for parents who wanted to send their kids to our school. One of the parents had a kid on crutches with what appeared to be a broken leg, so I asked him how he broke it. He replied, "I was born like this." FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, while making small talk with a veteran, I made the mistake of using the phrase "Cost an arm and a leg". He was a double amputee. FML
Today, I was visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital when my cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchairs. After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML
Today, my great-grandfather had his arm blown off in the army and used the splintered bone to stab an enemy soldier, and got a goddamn medal for it, and yet I just watched my grown-ass son squealing like a bitch for over 10 minutes because he got a splinter in his toe. How far we’ve fallen. FML
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jeck_fml 0
you should have have taught you're daughter some common coutesy by now
mehwhateverr 0
That is so messed up. Poor guy. FHL.
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jeck_fml 0
you should have have taught you're daughter some common coutesy by now
awkwardass 0
Hahahaha! Smart kid. =O No really, that kid's feisty. Kudos.
deebster 0
LOL, wow, your daughter just told him off. She'll grow up to be a fine liberal, HAHA
Bonnie Koster 5
I served with a lot of "liberals". Did you?
lieuwkill1 0
hahahahaha very good FML Your kid deserves the nobel price for peace
Nemesis2747 4
Seems like the kinda kid that goes for strangers with vans and candy. Keep an eye on that one.
Nenor_fml 0
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FYL? i think your daughter is pretty much dead on.
alexgisforme3 0
thats HORRIBLE
MiZiGe 4
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"you should have have taught you're daughter some common coutesy by now" I think the little girl just used her normal human brain and heart.
mehwhateverr 0
That is so messed up. Poor guy. FHL.
redbluegreen 41
Oh wow. That's like, my great uncle dying in Vietnam and everyone saying that he deserved it because he was a baby killer. I cannot believe she actually said that. I would've asked something like, "Did it hurt much?" Without thinking too much about what I just said.